91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

GLENN BECK has been declared the biggest douche in the world!

Beck defeated Kanye West, a formidable opponent, in the championship round by a margin of four votes.

Our web guy, Edgar, apparently hates Glenn Beck too. He threw this video together to celebrate his douchebaggery…

Today Kanye West defeated Mat Diablo 16-5, by one measly vote, to move on to the championship round of the “Biggest Douche in the World” bracket.

Vote tomorrow to declare the winner. Will it be Glenn Beck? Or Kanye?

Today Glenn Beck beat Speidi by one tie-breaking vote in the first semi-final of the “Biggest Douche in the World” bracket.

Tomorrow: Mat Diablo takes on Kanye West to see who will join Beck in the championship round.

Today Kanye West easily defeated the irrelevant Fred Durst in the last quarterfinal of the “Biggest Douche in the World” bracket.

Even Obama called Kanye a jackass!

Tomorrow, Glenn Beck takes on Speidi. Then, Mat Diablo vs. Kanye West. D-d-d-d-d-d-douches.

Today Mat Diablo narrowly defeated Rader Nation in an epic battle of douche. It was tied 7-7 until Taco Hands made the deciding vote.

Mat picked the wrong day to mess with Sammi as she convinced quite a few people that Mat’s douchebaggery is far more threatening than the Raiders.

Heidi and Spencer demolished Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in this round of the “Biggest Douche in the World” bracket. Not to say that anyone likes or respects the other two, because most pointed out that they most certainly do not, but… come on. Heidi and Spencer.

Today Glenn Beck narrowly defeated Carlos Mencia to advance to the next round of the “Biggest Douche in the World” bracket.

Tomorrow, Speidi takes on K-Stew and R-Patz for Douchiest Duo.

The next bracket will decide who is the “Biggest Douche in the World.”

Nominees included: Ed Hochuli, Rush Limbaugh, Chris Brown, Mikey from Rock 105, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Bono, hamburglar, Glen Goolia, the O’Doyles, Steve Bartman, Brett Favre, Bam Margera, Courtney Taylor, Kings of Leon, Manny Ramirez, Chris Angel, Dane Cook, Hitler, John Mayer, Waldo, and Perez Hilton.

And the official bracket will include:

Glenn Beck vs. Carlos Mencia

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson vs. Speidi

Raider Nation vs. Mat Diablo

Fred Durst vs. Kanye West

Today the LA Chargers were declared the “Scariest Thing in the World” after a 12-8 victory over getting pregnant.

F U, LA. They’re ours!

Today it was determined that getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant was much more horrifying than waking up as Preston.

So tomorrow, pregnancy will take on the Los Angeles Chargers to find what the “Scariest Thing in the World” is!