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Mat and Mahoney found out that they both like to get their Lionel Richie on while they get their John Adams on.
Mat referred to a certain gay, Jewish, combat-wounded marine vet Republican over at KOGO as “a pizza with a burger on it.”
Mat had called into his program to tell him that the reason he hasn’t heard from any convincing Obama supporters is because most intelligent individuals are not listening to KOGO at 8 p.m., nor would they chose to listen to a xenophobic blowhard like him. Then he hung up.
What a punk.
6 a.m.
Mat, in the spirit of Halloween, wanted to talk about ghosts and ghouls and the like.
He and callers discussed some of the most haunted places around San Diego: the Whaley House, Hotel Del, the naval base, El Fandango restaurant, Horton Grand Hotel, the Star of India, Questhaven in San Marcos, a bakery in East County, and a haunted house on Gaines St. near USD.
Mat learned that the majority of 91X Morning Show listeners DO believe in ghosts, as do Mahoney and Carlos.
Mahoney is still too scared to play “Bloody Mary.”
But he did hear that if you stand in the exact place at the intersection where Tupac was shot you will hear him sing “Keep Your Head Up.”
What’s on the Internet? http://barackobamaeatsbabies.com/
7 a.m.
The One Red Paper Clip Bit
Inspired by the “One red Paperclip” dude and our current obsession with social experimentation, Mat wants to trade up and up until we reach a house or a car or other tangible ending point.
The first week Mat traded $50 for two weeks of free lawn care.
The second week he thought he traded that for full-service personal bartending and liquor at a party, but Meredith backed out.
Last week he traded the lawn care and two bags of Mother’s Cookies for 20 lbs of shrimp.
What would you trade for 20 lbs of shrimp and a Sarah Palin blowup doll?
Offers included a watch from Paris, confusing network services, two PS2’s, a private DJ dressed as Kid Rock, three hours of plumbing services, a riding lawn mower with a dark blue paint job and white flames, and a day’s worth of a photographer’s services.
Mat went with the photographer, whose services typically range from $800-3500!
See how far we get! Next Thursday we’ll trade the photographer for something bigger, and so on until we are satisfied. Whatever we end up with will subsequently be donated to charity.
Pop Trash: Joaquin Phoenix switches to music, Bill Pullman’s son arrested, and Russell Brand suspended from the BBC.
8 a.m.
BEER FOR BREAKFAST!
SPECIAL ALKALINE TRIO EDITION!
Matt, Dan, and Derrick of Alkaline Trio came in to do nothing more than drink and talk about beer.
“We’ll perform by drinking.”
Today the gang reviewed Nimbus Brewing Company’s Old Monkeyshine English Style Ale. It is 8.2 percent alcohol by volume.
The artwork on the bottle, although racist, was awesome.
When asked which was their favorite of their own drinking-related songs, Matt said it was as unfair as asking which of his children is his favorite.
Mat mentioned the old saying (that no one else had heard) that there is a sandwich in every beer.
The guys from Alkaline Trio had no idea what he meant as their priorities on tour have always been (in this order) beer, cigarettes, food, water, and sleep.
“Only half a cocktail and and we’re already well into Internet porn.”
- Derrick on his Beer for Breakfast experience
“Two options, stab or drink.”
- Matt on warm beer
The Monkeyshine was purchased yesterday from Bevmo Mission Valley at $10.99 a 6-pack. They were not on sale. Mahoney bought four, totalling $46.87.
He didn’t mind as his accountant told him he could write all of it off at the end of the year. And by accountant he meant his mom.
He described the color as an ominous shade of brown with ample carbonation. He said the word “ample” fifteen more times in the following sentence.
Mat said it smells of Kimchi.
Dan asked what he was supposed to be smelling, “Nutty? Hoppy? Malty?”
As Mahoney stuttered as he tried to descibe the scent of a sweet malt/hop undercurrent, Matt asked if he could quit the band and work for 91X.
The conversation somehow turned to Salvia as Matt wondered aloud, “Why that stuff is not a controlled substance is beyond me.”
Mahoney tasted roasted caramel malts with a dry but even malt finish.
Mat, as usual, tasted Nicorette.
Shenanigans ensued as the boys joked around about everything from old times on the road to Capone.
One of them said “mother f*cker” more exuberantly than anyone ever has on live radio, but Mat caught it just in time despite laughing hysterically.
Matt thought it was a game and wanted to top the vulgarity with something even worse.
Everyone agreed that the beer was fun and easy to drink, but only for special occasions due to the price.
Carlos suggested it be paired with 20 lbs of shrimp.
Mat paired it with Alkaline Trio’s song “Clavicle.”
Mahoney rated it an exemplary 4.15 of 5 on Mahoney’s Beer Scale of Supremacy.
The guys stuck around and described their on-tour living quarters. Each has a differently themed bunk. Matt’s happened to be Vietnam themed as an homage to his parents and a crossbow he one purchased.
9 a.m.
Ryan Bader called in to talk about last night’s episode of the Ultimate Fighter, but yet again I was indisposed. I apologize, but I thought it would be funny if I put my headphones on the Sarah Palin inflatable doll, gave “her” my beer, posted her up in Carlos’ spot and we all retreated to listen from the hallway. My bad! Next week will be an accurate description of the fighter’s well-spoken summary. For now, listen to it below on the Podcast!
MAN DATE (Mandate) IX Halloween
Join the 91X Morning Show next Friday for beer, costumes, and a live broadcast at Pacific Beach Ale House for the best (and only) Halloween party at 6 a.m.!
Start the holiday off right with beer for breakfast!
(Actual sustenance will also be available in the form of a 91X breakfast special: $9.10 for a breakfast burrito and a beer!)
Although it is not necessary to participate, there will be a HUGE costume contest. It would definitely be worth it…
The Grand Prize: a trip to Salt Lake City, a snowboard, $500 to spend at Snowjam, a season pass to Mountain High, and tickets to see Coldplay while you’re in Utah.
Additionally, there will be plenty of fabulous prizes for the runners up.
But that’s not all!
Jack’s Mannequin will be performing live and acoustic!
So come out TOMORROW at 6 a.m. to the Pacific Beach Ale House to hang out with your favorite hooligans from the 91X Morning Show for a special Halloween broadcast!
Carlos tried to make a joke and Mat mercilessly made fun of him.
Sammi thanked Chicago for Alkaline Trio and herself and added, “You’re welcome, San Diego.”
Mahoney thanked babies eaten by Obama.
Mat thanked Douche McGee.
Hollaback, marijuana.
-SS
Standard Podcast [83:52m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Alkaline Trio Joins Beer For Breakfast! [24:34m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadElton John did it in 1979. Jordan decided baseball was the sport for him in 1993. Jay-Z quit rapping in 2003 and Eminem did the same in ‘05. Even 50 cent said he’d shut up and retire if Kanye west beat him in album sales. Favre gave his tearful goodbyes to football in March of 2008…the list goes on and on…
Elton John still tours, Jordan won three more championships, retired again… and came back again, Jay-Z has released two albums and has a third on the way, Eminem’s first post-retirement album drops this year, 50 cent lost the bet but won’t shut up! Favre… seven months after his retirement he has thrown for 1,600 years and 17 touchdowns, 2Pac is dead and still releases albums (ok I’m not THAT mad about 2Pac because I belive he’s still alive…I BELIEVE!)
The point here is that sports, political, and entertainment retirements have been bullshit since Teddy Roosevelt decided he wanted a third term as president in 1911. Sure, Michael Jordan’s feel-good comeback story only added to his mystique, but now it seems as if there is a new cheap retirement publicity stunt being pulled every other week. It has become cliche and very annoying, so to all the retirees…F**k you, publicity stunt!!!
5:30 a.m.
Mat and Mahoney discussed their favorite parts of Oregon Trail.
Mahoney liked writing lewd comments on the gravestones he passed. Mat liked naming his players “Dirty Balls.” Both enjoyed shooting too many buffalo.
6 a.m.
Included:
Yes on Prop 5; the demise of a family of squirrels; Carlos’ stalker is watching him sh*t; an impression of Mahoney and Peppy from Starfox last night; do a f*cking barrel roll; barrel roll remix of Rick Astley; Mahoney should go gangster; f*ck zebras; the return of Douchebag Morning Show Guy; puke; Mat’s a bitch; drunk to the bone; baked dial line; chicks with d*cks and dudes with boobs; a very drunk girl in the bushes; a Mortal Kombat reference, “Get over here!”; and the Mexican National Anthem.
What’s on the Internet? http://www.usagonedirty.com/usa/
MAN DATE (Mandate) IX Halloween
Join the 91X Morning Show next Friday for beer, costumes, and a live broadcast at Pacific Beach Ale House for the best (and only) Halloween party at 6 a.m.!
Start the holiday off right with beer for breakfast!
(Actual sustenance will also be available in the form of a 91X breakfast special: $9.10 for a breakfast burrito and a beer!)
Although it is not necessary to participate, there will be a HUGE costume contest. It would definitely be worth it…
The Grand Prize: a trip to Salt Lake City, a snowboard, $500 to spend at Snowjam, a season pass to Mountain High, and tickets to see Coldplay while you’re in Utah.
Additionally, there will be plenty of fabulous prizes for the runners up.
But that’s not all!
Jack’s Mannequin will be performing live and acoustic!
So come out this Friday at 6 a.m. to the Pacific Beach Ale House to hang out with your favorite hooligans from the 91X Morning Show for a special Halloween broadcast!
7 a.m.
HALLOWEEN RODEO!
Mat sought ideas for a Halloween costume for those who still have not come up with one.
The segment began well enough, but quickly descended into a free-for-all of unintelligible, disturbing suggestions.
Mat and Mahoney were speechless.
These suggestions (some good, some God-awful) included:
A polish thief, the Super Troopers bear f-er, partly cloudy with a chance of rain, John Hancock (with a literal Hancock if ya know what I’m sayin’), David Bowie from the Labyrinth, a chick magnet, a stick figure, leprechauns in the hood, a pedophile, a black-eyed “P,” the butt-rock guy from the milk commercial, a banana in pajama, and a girl that’s “so easy a cave man could do it.”
Mat rewarded the chick magnet idea with a $100 gift certificate to Buffalo Breath costume shop.
Sammi was pissed as she has seen that costume countless times.
SPECIAL GUEST!
Kendra Wilkinson, San Diego native and Chargers enthusiast from the Girls Next Door, called in to talk about her favorite football team and the Playboy Halloween Party she is hosting this Friday at the Moonstone Lounge at the Hard Rock Hotel.
Mat noted that he would be remiss if he didn’t ask about her recent breakup from infamous geriatric Hugh Hefner. All she said was, “It’s time to go.”
Her type? “Over 80 or a football player.”
(She is currently dating a football player.)
Mat loved that she always represented San Diego on the show. She promised that would never change.
Kendra’s Playboy Halloween Party is this Friday (duh, Halloween) at Moonstone Lounge at the Hard Rock in downtown San Diego.
8 a.m.
Carlos asked Mat how it was possible that he graduated from high school in 1998 yet is only 25 years old.
Mat changed the subject.
Valerie called to ask what happened to HOW’S YOUR MUTHA.
Mat explained that due to the recent influx of phonies attempting to scam him, HOW’S YOUR MUTHAis on a brief hiatus.
She then asked where Tomas was.
Mat said he will return shortly as well; he’s just a little butt-hurt (no pun intended) from a situation with Carlos.
Both will return to the 91X Morning Show soon. Rest assured.
Mat enlisted the help of a hypnotist (or hippotist, as Mahoney would say), James Kellogg, Jr., to hippotise Young Pat the Intern.
Kellogg had lots of letters after his name, which is how Mat gauges if someone is legitimate.
Kellogg, a very soothing gentleman, poked Pat, raised his arm, and easily put him to sleep over and over.
That is the point when Pat was open-minded and most susceptible to suggestions.
Things he was convinced of:
Turko is the funniest word in the world, he will put his finger anywhere while under hypnosis, he can flap his wings and bark at the same time, the word falafel makes him yell, “Metallica,” and hypnosis is not all its cracked up to be.
Out of Mat, Mahoney, and Carlos, Pat admitted that he likes Mat Diablo the most and the least.
Catch Kellogg on LA INK November 13.
9 a.m.
More Drunk Dial Line!
Included:
Original “do a barrel roll” guy is pissed at the copy cats; Angry Guy Chip is summonedby an even angrier guy; Angry Guy Chip heeds the call; an actual racist calls out Carlos for over-using the term “racist”; and a chick magnet got with Mahoney’s mom and Carlos’ mom and grandma.
Scott called to suggest the next Mandate: a giant N64 Starfox Tournament.
Pop Trash: Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s behavioral contract and Michael Jackson is a ‘High School Musical’ fan.
Carlos thanked Kendra Wilkinson for the best Halloween costume ever.
Sammi thanked the band of stoners that called in around 7 for all of their great ideas because she’s never seen them speechless before.
Mat thanked Clairemont High School and Oregon Trail.
Mahoney thanked the creators of Diego Gone Dirty.
-SS
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Carlos said there’s nothing more refreshing than a Molotov Cocktail.
Then he remembered the time he set his family’s lawnmower on fire.
6 a.m.
Mat re-aired the Tom Morello interview from yesterday, in case you missed it!
What’s on the Internet?
and
Tommy from Poway called in to inquire about an alleged secret show with Van Halen.
Unfortunately Mat did not know anything about it, but he did offer to drive a busload of strangers up to Sammy Hagar’s show at Cabo Wabo Cantina in Fresno tonight.
7 a.m.
“If the glove acquits…”
- Mahoney
Mahoney and Carlos are going to dress as Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber.
Mat would not reveal his costume, but mentioned that it will be a fully-armed sexually deviant animal of sorts.
MAN DATE (Mandate) IX Halloween
Join the 91X Morning Show next Friday for beer, costumes, and a live broadcast at Pacific Beach Ale House for the best (and only) Halloween party at 6 a.m.!
Start the holiday off right with beer for breakfast!
(Actual sustenance will also be available in the form of a 91X breakfast special: $9.10 for a breakfast burrito and a beer!)
Although it is not necessary to participate, there will be a HUGE costume contest. It would definitely be worth it…
The Grand Prize: a trip to Salt Lake City, a snowboard, $500 to spend at Snowjam, a season pass to Mountain High, and tickets to see Coldplay while you’re in Utah.
Additionally, there will be plenty of fabulous prizes for the runners up.
But that’s not all!
Jack’s Mannequin will be performing live and acoustic!
So come out this Friday at 6 a.m. to the Pacific Beach Ale House to hang out with your favorite hooligans from the 91X Morning Show for a special Halloween broadcast!
Pop Trash: Cancer-fighting beer, AC/DC linked to economic crisis, Dog the Bounty Hunter sues ex-publicist, and New Mexico Sun News declares Obama the winner.
SPECIAL GUEST!
Kevin Smith–director, writer, comedian, master of all things film–called in to talk about dude wang, Seth Rogan, and his new movie “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.”
Smith began by listing the reasons he loves San Diego.
He and Mat discussed the problems with US ratings system, and the pains a director must endure to ensure his movie can reach the entirety of his intended audience.
For instance, movies with “dude wang” are slapped with an “NC-17,” while sadistic violence merely necessitates an “R.”
This perplexed Smith as his flick originally garnered an NC-17 just because it had the word “porno” in the title. He managed to argue it down to an “R” without having to sacrifice any of the story.
“If you scrape away the porno trappings its a very sweet love story. Plus, when’s the last time a porno had the word “porno” in the title, was rated ’R’ and starred Seth Rogan?”
See the “dirty and sweet” flick this Friday!
8 a.m.
WHITE TRASH COOKING WITH SAM THE COOKING GUY
Sam came in for some more hot plate, microwave oven, good ol’ fashioned home-cookin’!
(Or, in this case, good ol’ fashioned studio-cookin’.)
Today, Sam taught Mahoney how to make Tortilla Soup (click for the recipe!)
First, Mat read a letter from the people that know Sam over at Newcastle. They were unaware he was a staple of Tuesday mornings at 91X, and asked if he could come in for an edition of Beer for Breakfast and cook with beer.
Sam had to hear the letter again to believe it.
They had sent it over with a 6-pack of Newcastle, that the gang decided to crack open.
Preston was sent to fetch it.
Upon his return, he gave one to Sam, one to Mahoney, and brought the rest to Sammi and Carlos in the other room.
Mat pouted until he got one.
Back to the soup…
Mahoney spent $22 on the ingredients, although Sam pointed out that many of them would be items one would already have in his fridge. It is an ideal recipe for the day after a chicken dinner when you’re unsure what to do with too many leftovers.
Carlos could not resist making “that’s what she said” jokes while Sam taught Mahoney how to choose a ripe avocado.
Sam said that his segment needed a bigger budget when, instead of bowls, he was handed tiny styrofoam cups. Mat had to inform him that there is no such budget.
Sam asked the necessary question, “Will you puke over any of this, Mahoney?”
Sam spilled a cup of soup to mark the first cooking mishap in the studio. It actually looked like he puked on the floor.
Sam asked if there was a studio dog to come lap it up. Mat called for Preston. Preston stole Mat’s soup, said he quit, and joined Sam the Cooking Guy’s staff.
Check out each of Sam’s visits on the Video page of the 91X Morning Show website.
100 Skills Every Man Should Know
Mat chose about 15 from the above list to see who the manliest on the show was.
Sammi came in 4th with six.
Carlos took third place with 9.
Mahoney was 2nd with 10.
And Mat placed 1st with 13 manly abilities, although he conveniently only chose the 15 or so that he knew he could do.
Breanne requested that swashbuckling be added to the list. This gave Mahoney another point as his live action role-playing experience was finally put to good use.
Mat did add that he and Carlos recently engaged in a sword fight, but it was in the bathroom at Cox Arena.
A caller said a real man could chug an entire can of non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee.
Mahoney accepted the challenge… and succeeded! Gross.
The segment concluded with Salt n’ Peppa’s “What a Man.”
9 a.m.
THE BOTTOM 40!
When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…
The Bottom 40.
News: MTV is launching classic music video website (mtvmusic.com), Oates sang the National Anthem after Hall cancelled due to sickness, Obama celebration rock show in the works, EMI lost $1.2 billion last year, and ALKALINE TRIO WILL BE JOINING THE 91X MORNING SHOW FOR BEER FOR BREAKFAST THIS THURSDAY!
New Releases: Appetite for Destruction Reissue by Guns N’ Roses, Hot Water Music Reissue, Heart On by Eagles of Death Metal, and Intimacy by Bloc Party.
This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:
Letter To My Son - Bloc Party
Consider yourselves informed.
More Pop Trash: The Hives are sued over “Tick, Tick, Boom.”
Mat thanked Steve West for mispronouncing “aluminum” as “aluminium.”
Carlos thanked Sam the Cooking Guy for feeding Preston.
Sammi thanked Mahoney for getting rid of the last can of non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee. It was quite impressive.
Mahoney apologized to Dennis Farina for mistaking him for Dennis Franz’s ass.
-SS
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Mahoney dined on strawberries rather than his usual breakfast of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
The Sex Yeti threatened to cut him off if he didn’t drop a few pounds by the weekend.
It proved to be quite difficult as each of the genetically-modified, monstrous strawberries he was consuming resembled the face of a baby seal.
6 a.m.
Included:
The “Do a Barrel Roll” Remix; Christy Taylor is telling people Mat is gay; “nature walk” means weed run; a closet homosexual angry at Mat; Carlos’ various races; two dancing fireballs; f*ck Coors Light; PB douches; a gibberish rap; a terrible Steve West impression; a giggly Corona Light drunk wonders what kind of man he is; interior crocodile alligator; the Drunk Dial Line sold out; and oooooOOOOOOooooh my balls.
What’s on the Internet? http://pumpkinlady.com/
MAN DATE (Mandate) IX Halloween
Join the 91X Morning Show next Friday for beer, costumes, and a live broadcast at Pacific Beach Ale House for the best (and only) Halloween party at 6 a.m.!
Start the holiday off right with beer for breakfast!
(Actual sustinence will also be available in the form of a 91X breakfast special: $9.10 for a breakfast burrito and a beer!)
Although it is not necessary to participate, there will be a HUGE costume contest. It would definitely be worth it…
The Grand Prize: a trip to Salt Lake City, a snowboard, $500 to spend at Snowjam, a season pass to Mountain High, and tickets to see Coldplay while you’re in Utah.
Additionally, there will be plenty of fabulous prizes for the runners up.
But that’s not all!
Jack’s Mannequin will be performing live and acoustic!
So come out next Friday at 6 a.m. to the Pacific Beach Ale House to hang out with your favorite hooligans from the 91X Morning Show for a special Halloween broadcast!
7 a.m.
When Carlos returned home from the High Dive yesterday, he emerged from his secret smoking spot (his car) to the jolting sound of a car crash.
There are moments in a man’s life where he must decide what kind of man he wants to be.
So he pulled on his Superman Underoos and ran over to the site of the accident.
More neighbors and onlookers crowded around the scene as he ran to the middle of the intersection.
As he rushed to the aid of a bloody girl and began to evaluate the situation, another car driving past did not see the wreckage and was smashed by another oblivious vehicle.
So there he was, standing in the middle of the four-car wreckage (stoned) while no other neighbors attempted to help any aspect of the situation.
It was then that he noticed the bloody girl was cute behind the gore.
Mat was amazed that Carlos managed to pick up a girl (and a date for Saturday night) in the midst of the mayhem.
“Carlos’ game defies gravity.”
He wanted a girl’s opinion. Sammi the Intern explained that it is the perfect time to ask a woman out; the rush of the accident combined with the vulnerability of bleeding would be a perfectly organic aphrodisiac.
She also said that, although they may not like to admit it, every girl is looking for that knight in shining armor– a “white knight” (or in this case “brown knight”) straight from a fairy tale.
Although he did point out that Carlos left the other 7 less attractive victims to their own devices.
In his defense, he was drunk.
“It’s called Darwinism. Survival of the hottest.”
-The Carlos Montoya
Pop Trash: Patti Labelle stretches the Nation Anthem to two painful minutes, Archie Arnett is born, LC ready to flee the Hills, and kid addicted to Call of Duty 4 still missing.
8 a.m.
Carlos set up his grandmother’s VHS recorder with her TV on blast so she could catch the airing of the San Diego Music Awards that Carlos and Mat presented at.
Unfortunately, when he watched in egocentric anticipation, they had cut his part out. Mat was still there, but Carlos was under-lit in the background.
How do you like those particular apples, Montoya?
Mat asked for a Halloween costume update in preparation for Friday’s live broadcast beer party.
Mahoney may be Steve Mazzagatti.
Carlos, true to form, has chosen a costume in poor taste: DJ AM.
Mat encouraged Sammi to be a slutty dinosaur. Instead she’ll be Margot Tenenbaum.
SPECIAL GUEST!
Tom f*cking Morello, of The Nightwatchmen and Rage Against the Machine, called in to talk about Obama, Guitar Hero, and all things music.
He is currently describing himself as the half-Kenyan Harvard grad from Illinois not running for president.
His view: the ugliness of this country has always been somewhat wound up in racism ever since its inception. So, the election of an African American semi-progressive man would be a giant step toward civilization.
He definitely favors Obama over McCain, but he isn’t naive. He mentioned that Democratic politics have been responsible for their share of war and economic crimes, as well. Basically, we all really have to be vigilant no matter what.
More often than not, Morello hears, ”Dude, I kicked your ass on guitar hero,” when approached on the street.
His response, “Dude its a video game. And you’re a grown man.”
Mat blushed when Morello complimented his vocabulary.
The Nightwatchmen show at the Belly Up was rescheduled until December 11 because he thought the Cubs would be clinching the world series right about now. (Me too, Tom. Me too.).
“Woody Guthrie made Fugazi look like their CDs were sold at WalMart.
What to expect from the tour: 50% Dylan, 50% Hendrix. Awesome.
9 a.m.
Mahoney invited the boys over for UFC 90 on Saturday.
To contribute to the beer, UFC, and all-around dudefest, Preston brought his dirty laundry because Mahoney has a washer/dryer. Deadbeat son of a B.
Mat asked everyone near a computer to google “91X, do a barrel roll.” Do it!
More Drunk Dial Line!
Included:
A lovely rendition of “God Save the Queen”; “Hey Carlos, I was witch yer moms last night… we were listening to John Mayer, and then her eye popped out”; Mat’s gay for not carving pumpkins, and Mahoney is for being afraid of their insides; these barrel rolls are excellent; and border patrol is coming after Carlos.
More Pop Trash: Joe McCain withraws from campaign after 911 debacle.
Carlos thanked himself for his intuition, guts, and will.
Mat thanked Carlos’ game because it has to be towed into town with permits and a pilot truck behind it.
Sammi thanked Mat; she just secured her slutty stegasaurus costume.
Poor Preston thanked Mahoney for letting him do his laundry.
Mahoney thanked Tom Morello.
Hollaback, marijuana.
-SS
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Mahoney had a super gay dream about penis-shaped teabags.
6 a.m.
Included:
A guy saw a tow truck towing another tow truck; another Mahoney/Mythbusters joke; a dramatic reenactment of Carlos and Sammi from last night; someone on shrooms sh*t their pants; Mahoney’s beer is good, but makesyou sound like a racist; Angry Guy Chip is super angry; Mat is a bitch; there really is booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere; 91X is a Christian station at some points in Riverside County; Coors Light; two more Starfox (”Do a barrel Roll!”) references; a dollar is worth 12 pesos; a scary Halloween laugh; and predictions for the Chargers game; Chargers song; and the water at Palomar College tastes like lead.
What’s on the Internet? http://www.vegas.com/douchebag/
MAN DATE (Mandate) IX Halloween
Join the 91X Morning Show next Friday for beer, costumes, and a live broadcast at Pacific Beach Ale House for the best (and only) Halloween party at 6 a.m.!
Start the holiday off right with beer for breakfast!
(Actual susitence will also be available in the form of a 91X breakfast special: $9.10 for a breakfast burrito and a beer!)
Although it is not necessary to participate, there will be a HUGE costume contest. It would definitely be worth it…
The Grand Prize: a trip to Salt Lake City, a snowboard, $500 to spend at Snowjam, a season pass to Mountain High, and tickets to see Coldplay while you’re in Utah.
Additionally, there will be plenty of fabulous prizes for the runners up.
But that’s not all!
Jack’s Mannequin will be performing live and acoustic!
So come out next Friday at 6 a.m. to the Pacific Beach Ale House to hang out with your favorite hooligans from the 91X Morning Show for a special Halloween broadcast!
7 a.m.
After hearing about the (alleged) nude photos of Obama’s mama, Mat wanted to hear about other people who’s pants-down pics have been posted or published.
During one of Ruggy’s classes in high school, a mishap during the screening of a video project displayed one student making sweet and vigorous love to a pillow.
A Computer Science teacher at Mat’s high school had to skip town after a porn she participated in 10 years prior had resurfaced and circulated throughout the school.
He also saw one of his friend’s parents homemade sex tapes while watching what he and his friend thought to be an Indiana Jones bootleg.
Oh, and there are plenty of pictures of Mat’s testicles floating around online. Including reviews on Yelp.
Mahoney’s dad found pictures of all his naked ex-girlfriends.
Calls included concerns about documented sex swing action at the Punk Rock ProAm, racy lingerie shots seen by a woman’s own 14-year-old son, and tow truck operators comandeering cameras and putting pornographic pictures online.
Put the camera down, kids! Or at least learn to keep the incriminating actions under wraps.
SPECIAL GUESTS!
Doug Benson of the Marijuanalogues and Best Week Ever came in with Graham Elwood to help out with Pop Trash and promote their performance at the House of Blues tonight.
Benson revealed that he was born in Grossmont Hospital, attended Grossmont High, worked at Grossmont mall, and graduated from Grossmont College.
He also smokes a lot of pot. He and Carlos became fast friends.
Benson’s “Super High Me” was essentially ”Supersize Me” with pot instead of McDonalds (he explained that all his career consists of is taking something and adding pot to it.) The studio paid for the copious amounts of weed he smoked for thirty days. His next project will be, “The Dank Knight,” who will fight crime by staying home and minding his own business.
The Benson and Elwood helped poke fun at celebrities during the first installment of Pop Trash.
Pop Trash: Beat the Hoff in PAIN, Crispin Glover in Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland,” Jolie may stop making movies, and Madden denies rumors about cheating on Hilton.
8 a.m.
Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on during your Halloween costume hunt!
Where to get your gear:
Buffalo Breath on Hancock Street: Human hair mustaches and the best selection of costumes!
Thrifty Threadsin Encinitas: Vintage Threads!
Gypsy Treasure Costumes on La Mesa Blvd.: Top-notch make-up!
Where to get your event on:
the Mutaytor@ Winstons in OB
Steve Poltz @ Anthology
Hellogoodbye @ Epicentre
DJ Shuffledust @ Bar Pink
Doug Benson @ HOB
The BOO Parade and Carnival in College Area
Atomic Punks/Blasphemous Guitars @ Belly Up
Junior the Disco Punk @ U-31
Poltergeist screening @ Whistle Stop
The World Zombie Day Zombie Walk and food drive downtown
Swami Record Swap @ Bar Pink
As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.
Mahoney referred to Chewbacca as a furry glory hole.
9 a.m.
If Silva loses to Cote in this weekend’s UFC 90, Mahoney will shave half of his head, half of his mustache, and half of his balls.
NEW SEGMENT!
In exchange for a season pass to Mountain High, Mat wanted to know what everyone learned from listening to the show this week.
For example: Mat learned that Sammi has a secret wish to ride dinosaurs, Mahoney learned that Jeff Foxworthy’s beef jerky makes you racist, and Carlos learned that ClearChannel puts their stink all over everything.
So what did the listeners learn?
Mat Diablo is not a man.
Anderson Cooper is gay… allegedly.
Do not drink Old Milwaukee’s non-alcoholic beer.
The interior of a Chevrolet movie theater is made of crocodile/alligator.
Starfox will never go out of style.
Gas Tank Rodeo is the best game to play by yourself.
Carlos thanked the guy that keeps calling Mahoney Jamie from Mythbusters.
Sammi thanked Ruggy’s pillow f-ing classmate.
Mahoney thanked Obama’s Mama.
Mat thanked Preston for being poor.
-SS
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