91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

I’m off to Vegas to enjoy a 4 day break.

I leave you with a fitting song from Billie Meyers.

I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

Enjoy.

2:30 a.m.

Mahoney was listening to the rain fall and thinking of days past.

5:30 a.m.

Mat, Carlos, and Sammi tried to cheer him up by reducing his legitimate, soulful sensitivities to cliches from terrible 80s movies.

6 a.m.

Mahoney wondered if helicopters can fly in the rain.

Drunk Dial Line!

Included:

Mat and Mahoney like to climb mountains, ride horses, and “take it on the otherside” like the Chili Peppers; f yo’ face from a yard couch; High School Musical 3 is gayer than Mat; Sammi ain’t takin’ back talk from no hizoes so she’s still good with the Mexicans; 2 Legit; interlude-acris; Max Diablo; Angry Guy Chip; and Steve Boobashanooba called the High Dial Line to market his line of left-handed dildos.

This Thanksgiving, everyone is busy with the hustle and bustle of the start of the holiday season.

Mat has to drive up to Tahoe, Mahoney is road trippin’ to Las Vegas, Carlos has to work out and manage his family dynamics, etc.

But little Sammi has nothing to do. She is not returning to her family in Chicago, so Mat asked if anybody would be interested in really evoking the Thanksgiving spirit and sharing a meal and good times with a total stranger. After all, that is how the holiday began.

After a cornucopia (got Thanksgiving on the brain) of emails and calls, Sammi decided she would spend her holiday with Tom–a fellow OB native and beer fan– and his friends who are also from Chicago. 

Mat, Mahoney and Carlos, reeling with good karma from helping out their lil’ lonely buddy, referred to themselves proudly as Thanksgiving pimps.

7 a.m.

Mat, in anticipation of an epic return to his parents’ house in Tahoe, reminisced upon a strange Thanksgiving Day event that he endured as a young boy.

His huge, barrel-like (Do a barrel roll), Harley-riding uncle with a fake leg fell asleep on the couch. He farted, and his wife was so mad and embarrassed that she beat him with his own fake leg.

Calls included family turf wars, an underage drunken Thanksgiving spent in the shower, and a stepsister stealing everything from the family’s house.

Mat said he is turning gray somewhere (not on his head.) He said it looks like a snowball. Gross.

Pop Trash: Kristen Stewart caught smoking a doobie, Brooke Burke wins Dancing with the Stars, and Carson Daly to be a dad.

8 a.m.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Jon from Buck-O-Nine, local San Diego Ska legend, called in to talk about tonight’s tenth anniversary show at the Belly Up.

Mat and Jon talked about the good ol’ days, MU 330, Missouri ska, life in LA, San Diego Anthems and Skamageddon.

Listen below!

And check them out tonight for $12 bucks at the Bell Up.

9 a.m.

Cheech and Chong joined the 91X Morning Show to talk about their show this Friday at the Copley Symphony Hall.

They called in from a car on Sunset in LA.

Chong’s plans for Thanksgiving are eating turkey.

Cheech’s are going to Turkey.

Their show promises more music in the act than ever before. And plenty of improv brought on by a little… inspiration. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Mat asked if, since they are now a. doing live shows and b. recording another comedy record, they would c. make another movie.

Cheech said maybe, Chong said absolutely.

“We do it for the kids, for the future.”

There are still some seats left for Friday’s show! Dealers are VIP.

Listen to the entire interview below!

 More Drunk Dial Line!

Added:

Impression Guy does himself and Angry Guy Chip’s lil’ piggy girlfriend last night and Cheech and Chong’s Mexican Americans song.

Carlos thanked his family, especially his dad, for spending Thanksgiving with him.

Sammi thanked the guys for being her official Thanksgiving pimps.

Preston thanked Mahoney for making him feel like less of a pussy.

Mahoney thanked Missy Elliott.

Mat thanked tequila.

-SS

 

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Then this website’s for you!

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5:30 a.m.

Mat thought he found a gift generic enough to give everyone he knows: a book about ridding yourself of depression by constricting your anus in various ways.

When the reception was far less than enthusiastic, he asked what everyone legitimately desired.

Carlos wants a Baldwin brother.

Sammi wants a typewriter and a sewing machine.

Mahoney wants beer and money.

Even though no one asked, Mat announced that he wants the Chargers to win, and the fancy Netflix service that streams high def movies right to your TV.

6 a.m.

Mat decided to re-recap The 91X Morning Show Chargers Tailgate Gameday Recap: That Just Happened, as it is always played later in the show. We know you early birds love the raw hilarity of drunken debauchery at a football game just as much as the slackers that sleep in, and we’re all about giving you what you want! So…

Here is who and what we went over:

First Mat and Carlos approached a group of gentlemen that made him empty out his pockets in exchange for their commentary.

 As soon as the spokesman for the group realized he would be on the radio, he began relentlessly plugging his business: Go! Games and Toys.

He went on about how every time the Chargers score a touchdown, everyone needs to go down to Horton Plaza and, “buy a shitload of toys.” He also took a moment to comment on some tig ol’ bitties passing by.

What do they have down at Go! Games and Toys, you ask?

“Hot Wheels out the ass, baby.”

The gentleman offered Mat a hunky fireman calendar. This sparked a confusing conversation leaving everyone to wonder, “Who gay?”

Next as Mat was talking to two roommates arguing over their opposing jerseys, he was interrupted by a fan of the Mikey show over at Butt Rock 105.

A fairly weathered man with a mullet and a guitar case covered in Mikey stickers (who looked like he knew his way around a meth pipe) invited himself into the conversation with, ”You guys faggots?”

Nice. Douche.

Don Don, as he is known, did not have much to offer from his insult arsenal as he kept saying that exact same phrase.

His love for Mikey, Missy, Def Leppard, Rush, Bang Tango and early Ratt explained his demeanor.

And added today:

Mike, of skull-shaped beer bong named Alf fame, kicked Mat out of his camp.

Absolutely no one could say anything close to “91X Morning Show Chargers Gameday Recap (That Just Happened.)”

Find the guys at every home game this season with Frightening Lightning at F3!

What’s on the Internet? http://dateahero.com/

7 a.m.

SPECIAL GUESTS!

Mercedes and Jennifer from San Diego’s newest sports franchise– the San Diego Seduction– came in to promote their upcoming season, beginning next September.

There are 10 teams in the Lingerie Football League. The San Diego Seduction will play an entire season leading up to a highly anticipated Lingerie Superbowl.

Other than that, they didn’t have much information to disclose about it! Except that they sold 25,000 tickets so far. But they don’t know where they’re playing. And they don’t have a coach yet. Hmm…

So, I guess just stay tuned! As September approaches, more details will continuously be revealed to the public. Check the website for upcoming promtions and appearances by the lovely lingerie ladies!

Pop Trash: Heidi and Spencer elope, Jason Lee weds, Amy Winehouse hospitalized again, Horatio Sanz slims down, and Bong Hits 4 Jesus kid makes $45000.

 Mat declared Sammi the MVP of today’s show for “staring daggers” at the lingerie girls when she met them. She said she didn’t know what he was talking about.

BS.

In her defense, they greeted her like a cute little puppy in that fake, demeaning voice people use with babies, “HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiiii.”

So she responded with a short and somber, borderline snarky, ”Hi.”

It was well-deserved!

 8 a.m.

WHITE TRASH COOKING WITH SAM THE COOKING GUY 

SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION!

Sam came in for some more hot plate, microwave oven, good ol’ fashioned home-cookin’!

(Or, in this case, good ol’ fashioned studio-cookin’.)

Today, Sam taught Mahoney how to make a Day-After Stuffing Omelette ! (Click for the recipe!)

This Thanksgiving, Sam decided not to heed his own advice and will be deep frying his turkey. He said that he should be fine, the majority of accidents form this dangerous method stem from the combination of inbred people, alcohol, and a huge vat of hot oil. And only two of those criteria will be present at his house.

It is important to note that canned cranberry sauce is ok to use! It is more than acceptable, and actually preferred by Mahoney and Sam.

But stuffing is Sam’s absolute favorite.

So today, he made something that he makes every year for the past 15 years. The morning-after Thanksgiving omelette. Everyone agreed that it was one of the BEST things he has made thus far on the show.

Sam said that he is most thankful for his friends and family.

Oh and the double bacon cheeseburger he had at Hodad’s yesterday.

After Hodad’s, he brought his nephew to Pac Shores for a fun night on the town in OB. A group of fans bought them cheap shots of various alcohol as Carlos tried to jot down the ingredients needed for this morning.

It should be noted that it is the second week in a row that Sam was hung over on the show.

Tomorrow morning catch Sam on NBC for an edition of Thanksgiving etiquette.

Sam reminded everyone to, “Go big and go sloppy. It’s the gooey stuff that makes life worthwhile.” I think it was in reference to a burger, but you never know. 

Check out each of Sam’s visits on the Video page of the 91X Morning Show website.

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3-D: DREAM DATE with DEPRESTON

Depreston is the personification of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. He takes his rage and unadulterated misery out on the gym every morning. The guys decided it was time to step in and find him a woman, because they know the positive influence a woman can have on a shell of a man.

After all, Mahoney was merely an insufferable ball of anger before the Sex Yeti. And Mat was no more than a broken-down degenerate before he met his wife.

Can it be you? Can you change his life?

Or do you just want to get a free meal and be on the radio?

Watch this video to see if you can handle all the man that is Depreston!

If interested, email the 91X Morning Show at morningshow@91x.com.

91X’s Christmas Show: WREX THE HALLS!

Friday December 12 at 4th & B

Gaslight Anthem!

Alkaline Trio!

Slightly Stoopid!

Cold War Kids!

Cake!

Tickets available TODAY at 10 a.m.

($35 general admission, $40 balcony, 21+)

Don’t miss it.

9 a.m.

Let it show for the record that Carlos will get a tattoo of Michael Vick getting mauled by a Pit Bull if Vick is allowed to return to the NFL.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

Times Is Tough Edition

 News: Joey Fatone hosts the opening of a public restroom and No Doubt is working on a new record.

New Releases: Rivers Cuomo demos, “Prospekt’s March” by Coldplay, “Chinese Democracy” by Guns N Roses, “We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed” by Los Campesinos, “The Reminder: Deleuxe Edition”by Feist, “Live at the Troubador” by Hall and Oates, “Theater of the Mind” by Ludacris, “Day and Age” by the Killers, and “808s and Heartbreak” by Kanye West. Big day.

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

 Officer – Slightly Stoopid

Consider yourselves informed.

More Pop Trash: Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut, Batman to be killed off, and Evan Rachel Wood dating Joseph Gordon Leavitt.

Mat thanked the special athletes from the San Diego Seduction.

Carlos thanked OK! Toys and Games.

Sammi thanked Carlos for a record-time beer run.

Mahoney thanked number 5 on the SD Seduction.

-SS

 

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Travelling abroad?

Seeing the sights?

Love smoking pot?

Hate getting arrested?

Then have we got a website for you! Today we featured a website that will serve you well, my mobile & weed loving friends.

Scope out the weed scene around the world! Legalities and limits allow for safer smoking for travelling stoners across the globe.

http://matadornights.com/guide-to-smoking-pot-around-the-world/

5:30 a.m.

Mat read a list of tweets (or whatever the f you call what people say on Twitter) concerning Norv Turner.

As expected, none were very encouraging.

My favorite, “Norv Turner, HD TV is not kind to you.”

Mat said that he is as excited about the new Guns N Roses album as if there were another Garfield movie.

He also said that it is probable he would shoot someone if they were approaching him with duel samurai swords.

(The comment made more sense in this context.)

6 a.m.

Drunk Dial Line!

Included:

The morning show yeahhhhhh; invest in beer; an inquiry concerning Weed Wednesdays; thirst for beer in the morning does not an alcoholic make; an apostrophe; fry your beans right the first time; an island made of weed; the kinds of things Mahoney likes in his mouth; Angry Guy Chip wants to meet behind the Dairy Queen; Chip needs to see a psychiatrist; David Hasselhoff thought Face to Face was awesome; Preston looks like Brendan Fraser from Tarzan; fire Norv; fire Norv number 2; a little ditty; somebody shot Mat Diablo in the head on Friday; and a song about beer.

What’s on the Internet? http://matadornights.com/guide-to-smoking-pot-around-the-world/

“Going to colombia to smoke weed is like going to Germany to drink wine.”

- Mahoney

91X’s Christmas Show: WREX THE HALLS!

Friday December 12 at 4th & B

Gaslight Anthem!

Alkaline Trio!

Slightly Stoopid!

Cold War Kids!

Cake!

Tickets available TODAY at 10 a.m.

($35 general admission, $40 balcony, 21+)

Don’t miss it.

7 a.m.

Garrett, a participant in Mandate X, called Mahoney out on his poor paintball performance.

After he said Mahoney hid like a girl, Mahoney called him a bitch.

Garrett went on to mock Mahoney’s ensemble: a full-on track suit. Mat loved it.

Friday’s face-off resulted in a tie; each team won three games.

Everyone bears the battle wounds of the clash of the morning show titans.

Mat mocked Sammi for wearing tights to a paintball match. She corrected him– they were old man long johns.

Preston had on duct taped jeans.

Mat thanked everyone who came out, and reminded the masses to stay tuned for the next MAN DATE!

Pop Trash: No Doubt back together, Jodie Sweetin single again, Twilight makes a ton, David Spade and Nicollette Sheridan, and Chubby Mikey poses nude.

8 a.m.

The 91X Morning Show Chargers Tailgate Gameday Recap. That Just Happened.

As always, 91X and Frightning Lightning joined forces in F3 for pre-Chargers game shenanigans. Mat sought the boldest and the drunkest to speak to for today’s recap. Let’s see what he found…

First Mat and Carlos approached a group of gentlemen that made him empty out his pockets in exchange for their commentary.

 As soon as the spokesman for the group realized he would be on the radio, he began relentlessly plugging his business: Go! Games and Toys.

He went on about how every time the Chargers score a touchdown, everyone needs to go down to Horton Plaza and, “buy a shitload of toys.” He also took a moment to comment on some tig ol’ bittie passing by.

What do they have down at Go! Games and Toys, you ask?

“Hot Wheels out the ass, baby.”

The gentleman offered Mat a hunky fireman calendar. This sparked a confusing conversation leaving everyone to wonder, “Who gay?”

Next as Mat was talking to two roommates arguing over their opposing jerseys, he was interrupted by a fan of the Mikey show over at Butt Rock 105.

A fairly weathered man with a mullet and a guitar case covered in Mikey stickers (who looked like he knew his way around a meth pipe) invited himself into the conversation with, ”You guys faggots?”

Nice. Douche.

Don Don, as he is known, did not have much to offer from his insult arsenal as he kept saying that exact same phrase.

His love for Mikey, Missy, Def Leppard, Rush, Bang Tango and early Ratt explained his demeanor.

Listen below!

Find the guys at every home game this season with Frightening Lightning at F3!

Mat heard about a superintendant attempting to implement mandatory random drug testing in schools.

Callers all agreed that it is the responsibility of the parents, not the schools, to teach their children what is right.

A few more points:

The whole “randomly selected” screenings would endorse profiling.

It would watse important educational resources.

It is an invasion of privacy.

9 a.m.

 More Drunk Dial Line!

Added:

Pirate Steve want’s Carlos’ eyeball now; and a terribly unfunny Jeopardy joke.

More Pop Trash: Australian Navy submarine available on eBay, and Linda Hogan is broke.

Carlos thanked David Hasselhoff and Dairy Queen.

Sammi thanked hot wheels out the ass, baby.

Preston un-thanked the combination of meth and intolerance that brought Don Don into this world.

Mahoney thanked Jodie Sweetin’s soon-to-be ex-husband.

Mat thanked Don Don and early Ratt.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Mat was stoked that Face to Face finally confirmed an interview for the 9 o’ clock hour this morning, in honor of their show at the House of Blues tomorrow night.

He berated Mahoney for interrupting the flashback to his youth that is always triggered by the newly reunited band.

6 a.m.

Drunk Dial Line!

Included:

Pirate Steve wants Carlos’ mom’s glass eye so he doesn’t have to wear a patch anymore; Bill Cosby serenades Sammi; Mahoney needs to get off WoW and Rock 105.3 stole our Drunk Dial Line idea; roses are red, violets are blue, Mat and his wife are finally through; annoying girl; Impression Guy role plays with Mahoney’s mom; “Hey Carlos- your mouth, my dick”; heaving; a grandpa sings ‘Interior Crocodile Alligator’; the Batman theme with Preston; Colts are going down; a 6 year old hates Disturbed; Sammi, will you bury my children?; Jason Gentry of the noble Gentry clan must fight; a tasty burger; someone got peed on; Melissa is nasty; and hatred for MaBlowMe.

What’s on the Internet? http://xoxosoma.com/singles/ 

3-D: DREAM DATE with DEPRESTON

Depreston is the personification of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. He takes his rage and unadulterated misery out on the gym every morning. The guys decided it was time to step in and find him a woman, because they know the positive influence a woman can have on a shell of a man.

After all, Mahoney was merely an insufferable ball of anger before the Sex Yeti. And Mat was no more than a broken-down degenerate before he met his wife.

Can it be you? Can you change his life?

Or do you just want to get a free meal and be on the radio?

Watch this video to see if you can handle all the man that is Depreston!

If interested, email the 91X Morning Show at morningshow@91x.com.

7 a.m.

And now, a very special announcement!

Mat announced the lineup for 91X’s Christmas show,

WREX THE HALLS!

Friday December 12 at 4th & B

Gaslight Anthem!

Alkaline Trio!

Slightly Stoopid!

Cake!

And one very special band yet to be announced!!! (Stay tuned to 91X for further information. Trust me, you want to hear it.)

Tickets will be available for an Internet pre-sale tomorrow morning through 91X.com, and then everywhere beginning Monday morning at 10 a.m.

($35 general admission, $40 balcony, 21+)

Don’t miss it.

Pop Trash: Gary Busey has a Tumblr, Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz’s baby boy, Madonna and Guy Ritchie officially divorced, Ed McMahon hospital scare, Obama condoms, Ann Coulter shows her fur, and an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 a.m.

 GET YOUR YELP ON

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on on Thanksgiving Day!

Where to get your after-turkey (afterky?) on:

Live Wireon El Cajon and Alabama: Best juke box in town!

Ultra Star Hazard Center: NEVER a line!

Lucy’s Tavern in OB: Open 6 a.m. to 2 a.m. everyday!

Where to get your event on:

Turkey Bar Crawl in PB

Mr. Tube and the Flying Objects @ Casbah

Scarlett Symphony @ Bar Pink

Common Sense @ Belly Up Tavern

DJ Ratty @ the new Soda Bar on El Cajon

Face to Face @ HOB

Booty Basement @ Whistle Stop

GWAR @ HOB

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

 More Drunk Dial Line!

Added:

The girl that Carlos rescued; Elian Gonzalez and Janet Reno; what’s so funny about Depreston; “My balls” in Chinese; and Mat’s a biatch whose going to get his pecker paintballed off.

 9 a.m.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Trevor Keith from Face to Face called in to talk about tomorrow night’s show at the House of Blues.

Mat began by thanking him for sneaking him beer back at a show in Reno in 1995.

Keith’s response, “Face to Face: facilitating underage drinking to minors since 1995.”

Keith said that basically the band is just working out the kinks from their recent reunion– not to say that there wont be new material soon!

“No plans for a new record right now, but never say never.”

See them perform all the good ol’ punk rock that was the soundtrack to your formative years tomorrow with The Uprising and Youth Brigade.

Mahoney pointed out that Mat said “grip” 4 times during that interview.

Preston could tell how excited Mat was during the interview and said he practically gave him a “Diablo job.”

More Pop Trash:Bronx Mogwai Wentz, Michael Jackson converts to Islam, and Jim from the Office and James Blunt’s sister.

Carlos thanked Cromartie in advance.

Sammi thanked Bill Cosby because it’s always nice to be serenaded.

Preston thanked Mat on behalf of Trevor Keith for the Diablo job.

Mahoney thanked Elain Gonzalez for serving this country valiantly.

Mat thanked baby Mogwai.

-SS

 

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