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Speaks for itself… free Dr. Pepper!
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Diamond David Lee Roth battles hamburgers, Hagars, and other space rocks and rolls.
Make sure the volume on your computer is way up!
5:30 a.m.
Carlos was looking forward to placing bets on how many food references John Madden will make during the Superbowl.
Mat announced the Coachella lineup! Finally!
Mahoney misread a headline and thought a woman just gave birth to an octopus. It was octuplets.
6 a.m.
Included:
The Department of Tobacco threatens Mat; Harry Caray makes fun of Mat’s high kicks; Donkey Lips reference finally clicks; magicians would make the best drug smugglers; Mahoney looks like Augustus Gloop; Impression Guy does Preston and his explosive truck; Gas Tank Rodeo doubt; he made it; Carlos’ sister is hot; Spanish pronunciation; an offer to Sammi for some hot sweaty man love with some very tempting offers to sweeten the deal; Creepy Mexican Santa has a romantic message for Carlos; Mahoney is whack; and two, or wait, three words: wake and bake.
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SUPER BIG PARTY FOR A FOOTBALL GAME PARTY!
To celebrate the (copyrighted) super game in a bowl shaped stadium this Sunday join the 91X Morning Show at the High Dive to watch the Steelers and Cardinals face off!
There will be a board of free Super Party Big Game Squares to win fantastic prizes!
Among them: gift certificates to the High Dive, a season pass to Mountain High, tickets to Bob Marley Day, and many more!
The first 30 people down at the High Dive will get squares, or you can win them everyday on the 91X Morning Show!
Also win a VIP seat on a recliner couch from Underground Furniture!
At the beginning of the game a coin flip will determine which lucky tush gets to keep the couch.
Carlos will be there eating Soup of bowl.
Sammi’s bringing her friend, Sue Perbowl.
Jack Hanna will bring a Superb Owl.
A thesaurus is always the best way around a copyright:
Fantastic Plate Party!
Marvelous Dish Party!
OK, that’ll do.
7 a.m.
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force had some advice for those looking to place bets on the Superbowl this weekend. He mentioned that the only thing Arizona is good for is A-bombs so no one in the good states gets hurt.
The bets he knew for sure were the number of human interest stories about Larry Fitzgerald’s dad before the game, the number of Knight Rider promos, how many times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation as he strokes his nip, and many, many more of the like.
The gang made their own bets.
Let this be the official wager log for the 91X Morning Show Superbowl bets.
Head or tails: Carlos took heads, Mat took tails.
QB with more interceptions during the game: Mat took Big Ben, Carlos chose Kurt Warner.
First to be tacked by his hair: Preston chose Larry Fitzgerald, Carlos took Troy Polamalu.
Who the MVP will thank first: Mahoney chose God, Carlos said teammates, and Preston chose 5 Hour Energy.
John Madden making over/under 15 food references: Mat took under, Preston over.
Which company will have the funniest commercial: Carlos chose Bud, Sammi picked Captain Morgan.
Which song will Bruce Springsteen sing first: Mat predicted “Born in the USA,” everyone else thought he’d end with that.
Color of the Gatorade dumped on the winning coach: Mahoney picked the coveted Lemon Lime, Carlos chose Orange, and Sammi was stuck with Blue.
Which NBC show will run the most promos: Sammi picked Chuck, Preston chose Heros, Mahoney took Leno, and Mat picked 30 Rock.
The number of planes in the pre-game air show: Mat picked 5, Carlos took 4.
Pop Trash: Coachella (see above), another Rambo, and ‘Arrested Development’ movie is ON!
8 a.m.
with Ruggy!
Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at places at liquor stores with sadwiches around San Diego!
Where to get your booze and bread on:
CLEM’S BOTTLE HOUSE in Kensington: So clean!
CHRIS’ LIQUOR in OB: Cocaine Energy Drink!
OLD TOWN LIQUOR AND DELI in (duh) Old Town: Extensive tequila collection!
Honorable Mentions: Park Boulevard Foods in University Heights and Fuller Liquor near Sports Arena.
Where to get your event on:
The Blind Lady Ale House grand opening in Normal Heights
Art After Dark in O-side
Cover Me Badd on the roof of Horton Plaza
LA Riots @ On Broadway
Get Back Loretta @ Bar Pink
Adolescents @ Casbah
Grindhouse @ midnight @ Ken Theater
Sight and Sound @ Planet Rooth Gallery in North Park
Richard Cheese @ HOB
San Diego Museum Month
91X @ the High Dive on Sunday!!!
As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.
Mahoney, Carlos and Preston called Mat out on not being invited to his wife’s baby shower tomorrow. Sammi was 
9 a.m.
FREE LUNCH!
Vicki from the House of Blues came in to spread the word about their new lunch menu, samples of which are free today!
The free Southern-style buffet will include Asian Chili Beef Roll, Hearts of Palm and Baby Spinach Salad, Ancho Chili Rubbed Grilled Chicken and White Truffle Infused Macaroni and Cheese, Creole Jambalaya, Skillet baked Rosemary Cornbread, and White Chocolate Banana Bread Pudding.
The luncheon will also feature a live Blues performance by Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band.
Just print out the coupon found HERE and bring it down to the HOB between 11:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. today!
Yum yum.
Mat gave away a pair of tickets to see Richard Cheese on his Cocaine and Big Breast Tour at HOB on Saturday.
More Pop Trash: Anna Faris engaged, and Khloe Kardashian single again.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
Lessons learned: Soup of bowl, Hispanics like being invited to stuff, and six Spikes = blue hands.
Mahoney learned that when you gamble on a fart, nobody wins.
-SS
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5:30 a.m.
Mat asked Mahoney if he had any residual sugar shakes from his 52 second consumption of a Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Milkshake.
After a brief exodus after yesterday’s show, he felt fine.
Preston happened to be in the bathroom during said exodus (as he follows everyone into the bathroom), and reported that it sounded like Mahoney put an animal in a wood chipper.
Everyone knows that Mat thinks the funniest thing in the world is tow trucks towing other tow trucks, but yesterday something even better happened: a high speed chase involving a U-Haul.
Mat thought that the Internet did a much better job at covering the chase than the TV reporters did as he followed an entertaining “What’s in the U-Haul?” feed on Twitter.
A Gas Tank Rodeo contestant called in to revel in his victory as he sputtered and rolled into a gas station after a day-and-a-half long round.
6 a.m.
Mat wondered, as many people do, if Cal Worthington is still alive.
Carlos said he’s been a hologram since the 80s.
Cal was born on November 27, 1920.
Four people swore he’s alive, one said there’s no way.
Mat remembered first seeing the commercial when he was 8. Even then he thought, “That’s the oldest guy I’ve ever seen.”
A caller sure that he has passed said that at the bottom of the commercials it says, “Celebrity Impersonator.”
There was only one way to know for sure. Mat punched Cal’s info into DeathClock.com
According to the site, he passed away on Wednesday, November 20, 1991.
Either way, Cal Worthington and King Stahlman are badasses. Pussy Cow.
7 a.m.
NASCAR RODEO!
Mat didn’t want to give Sprint Cup tickets to any fair-weathered fans, hence
THE NASCAR RODEO!
The game: two contestants knowledgeable in the world of Nascar would take one another on round robin style to name as many current Sprint Cup drivers as they possibly can.
Jennifer and David went head-to-head for three rounds until she could name no more.
Since Jennifer’s performance was unremarkable, David took on (and defeated!) another challenger, Dave, for 7 rounds.
Dave should have known better than to take on a Georgia man!
So: David was awarded tickets to the Auto Club 500!
Pop Trash: Mickey Rourke NOT wrestling, Aniston refuses Playboy, maybe baby Obama, Hefner doesn’t miss exes, Skynyrd keyboardist dies, and Ted Haggard speaks.
8 a.m.
BEER FOR BREAKFAST!
Saluting our friends in the great state of Baja California, Mahoney chose to review Cucapa Obscura!
Cucapa claims to be one of first microbreweries south of the border.
The Obscura is 4.5 percent alcohol by volume.
It was purchased at BevMo Mission Valley for $8.99 a 6 pack. It was not on sale.
Mahoney spent $32 on today’s beer!
Obscura produced a 2 inch thick off-tan head when poured into a pint glass, but Mahoney said it was the fastest he’s seen head go down in his entire life.
Mahoney gazed through his glass at the siniter burnt mahagony shade of the ale.
Mat told Mahoney about the special mineral content that is used to brew it.
Preston said it smelled like a Bon Jovi concert.
Sammi thought of an armadillo.
Mahoney said that, even though it is brewed in Mexico, it is one of the best tasting American Brown Ales he’s had. Everyone agreed.
Sammi said it tastes like holding hands across the border.
Mahoney agrred, citing the pleasant mouth feel that goes down without effort.
Mahoney would pair it with a reheated California burrito from La Posta.
Or Carne Asada Fries from Super Sergios.
Mahoney rated it a slightly racist 4.3 of 5 on Mahoney’s Beer Scale of Supremacy.
MAT DIABLO’S CRUCIAL LISTS
Top 5 things in Mahoney’s refrigerator unit.
(AKA The ONLY things in his fridge.)
5. Spongebob Squarepants Pushpops
4. Frozen Bags of Snickers
3. Three Cases of Coke
2. A Case of Budweiser
1. Biggest Bag of Frozen Corn Dogs
Bonus items: sadness, mustard, and sour cream.
9 a.m.
Dave Farra of MMAfix.com called in to talk about this weekend’s UFC 94.
Dave corrected Mat, noting that he is from MMAeruption.org and only called in to talk about Stephen Boner.
Mat was happy to hear that MMA Fix has an entire section devoted to UFC gambling action.
Farra agreed that any amount of money increases the fun because you are literally invested in the fight.
UFC 94
Location: Las Vegas
Venue: MGM Grand Garden Arena
Broadcast: Pay Per View
MAIN CARD
PRELIMINARY CARD
Mahoney called the GSP/B.J. fight an epic battle of champions. Farra agreed.
The odds are 2 to 1 in favor of GSP.
Farra thinks that BJ has just been talking a lot of trash to psyche out GSP and try to get a mental edge instead of just standing and fighting his fight.
Farra’s rule: Never ever bet against GSP.
In other fights: the odds are in Silva’s favor, Bonnars been out of the game for 15 months, Parisyan is a talented douche, and Diaz can take a punch or eleven.
Farra thought it was a travesty that the Fitch fight was not put on the Main Card.
Apparently he pissed off Dana White involving something with a UFC video game.
Catch UFC 94 on PPV this Saturday!
More Pop Trash: Porn version of The Office, Jessica Simpson is wearing mom jeans, Tony Romo cheated on her, and the Superbowl refs were announced.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN?
Lessons learned: Carlos doesn’t understand the term “Good Riddance,” mini Snickers make great ice cubes, King Stahlman would kick the crap out of Cowboy Cal, and it’s not “pussy cow.”
Carlos thanked Cal Worthington Dodge: the poor man’s Disneyland.
Preston thanked Mahoney’s fridge.
Sammi thanked Walmart’s Jumbo Bag O Corn Dogs.
Mahoney thanked Cucapa for the best American Ale ever made in Mexico.
Mat thanked the fine citizens of Baja California.
Hollaback, marijuana.
-SS
Fake testes for your pet! No one likes to feel inadequate, even your lil’ ball-less buddy.
5:30 a.m.
Mat’s wife woke him up in the wee hours of the morning to put his hand on her belly.
When he realized it was just to feel the baby kick (rather than for sexy time) he took a few tiny feet to his palm before enthusiastically exclaiming, “That’s neat,” and falling back asleep.
When he asked why that was wake-up-worthy, she said that the lil’ guy was kicking extra hard.
“Yeah, well I was sleeping extra hard.”
Mat needed a copy of Where’s Waldo so he ripped it from the sticky grasp of a child’s hands at Barnes and Noble and yelled, “THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY.”
Carlos made a lovely montage of dudes crying.
6 a.m.
DRUNK DIAL LINE!
Included:
Thanks for the DD Line; an apology to Mat and Morrissey; the Numa Numa guy thinks Sammi sounds hot; I wish I had Sammi the Intern; Sammi’s South African calls in with a bad Australian accent; what’s gay and goes up and down (Mat Diablo); Carlos’ grandma lost her eye at a sex party; f you; and the opera version of hollaback, marijuana.
A South African gentleman called in. He has a new show coming out on Animal Planet and said the word “jellyfish” in his accent. Sammi died.
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SUPER BIG PARTY FOR A FOOTBALL GAME PARTY
Join the 91X Morning Show at the High Dive this Sunday to watch the Steelers and Cardinals face off in the big game!
There will be a board of free Super Party Big Game Squares to win fantastic prizes!
Among them: gift certificates to the High Dive, a season pass to Mountain High, tickets to Bob Marley Day, and many more!
The first 30 people down at the High Dive will get squares, or you can win them everyday on the 91X Morning Show!
Also win a VIP seat on a recliner couch from Underground Furniture!
At the beginning of the game a coin flip will determine which lucky tush gets to keep the couch.
Mat gave the first 5 callers squares on the board.
7 a.m.
WORLD RECORD WEDNESDAYS
So, two weeks ago Carlos broke the world record for most pictures of fish sandwiches viewed in one minute.
Mahoney held and flipped a stack of stills of various fish sandwiches while Carlos yelled the word “FISH” every time he saw one. The old record, 25, was surpassed and more than doubled at 62 by THE Carlos Montoya.
Last week, Mat broke the world record for number of David Lee Roth “Panama kicks” done in one minute with 93 kicks. It was quite a feat.
He wore Preston’s karate pants and a shirt that Sammi “David-Lee-Roth-ed out” for him.
Today, the gang set two records of their own!
Mahoney set the record for most calories consumed in the least amount of time. To accomplish this, he chugged one Large Chocolate Oreo Shake from Baskin Robbins in 52 seconds.
The shake was voted number one on Men’s Health’s list of the 20 worst foods of 2009.
Nutrition facts: Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake
2,600 calories
135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)
263 g sugars
1,700 mg sodium
Mahoney subsequently died from an unfortunate combination of brain freeze and diabetes.
Then Mat set the record for most Waldos found in a Where’s Waldo book in one minute at 4!
Break your own records at http://urdb.org/!
And keep an eye out for footage of all our marvelous feats on the VIDEO page of the 91X Morning Show website.
Tune in next week as the 91X Morning show takes on the world, one record at a time.
Pop Trash: Rourke to wrestle, Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood, Dems petition against Rush Limbaugh, Joaquin Phoenix is not crazy, and Amy Poehler has a new show.
8 a.m.
Mat thinks it’s OK for men to cry.
The guys found a bunch of videos of other men crying to take solace in the fact that their tears were not alone.
Their bummed brethren: A New York Giants fan that loses his shit after their loss, Brett Favre every season, Mr. Chi City, some dude from Hell’s Kitchen, Terrell Owens, George Bush, Sr., and a random dude addressing an audience of pro wrestlers.
See some of the vids at the 91X Video page.
Preston cried watching Monsters, Inc.a few weeks ago.
Carlos weeps every time he remembers that Dr. Greene died on ER.
Mahoney sobbed last night at 2 a.m.
Mat cried hysterically when he saw Marley and Me.
“Honey, Goose from Top Gun died again.”
Of course, everyone cries when the Sarah McLaughlin/sad puppies commercial comes on.
SPECIAL GUEST!
Richard Cheese, of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, called in to talk about his show this Saturday at the House of Blues.
He began his interview with “Good evening,” appropriate for a man whose entire life is a dimly lit evening. He said had just finished a show in Vegas as they play every hour on the hour until 5 a.m.
Saturday night will be a stop on their Farewell Tour (that has lasted three years).
This is really it though! The last leg of the final tour with Lounge Against the Machine.
After this, Richard Cheese will be teaming up with a Hawaiian band.
(Keep an eye out for Lavapalooza.)
The last time Richard Cheese cried was when Obama won.
Mat, Carlos, and Cheese discussed the finer (and more despicable) points of Las Vegas.
Cheese said Circus Circus used to be Circus Circus Circus, but the economy is so bad they had to cut one off.
If you’re feeling the economic pinch, Cheese advises you to come to his show and pick up a sugar momma/daddy.
He also reminded everybody to bring cocaine and large-breasted women.
Cheese had one serious moment when he thanked 91X. They began their tour with a 91X show in 2001, and he was so happy he could bring it full circle with this interview.
So happy, indeed, that he gave us six pairs of tickets to give away.
Check out their new album, Viva la Vodka!
Or meet Cheese at Anthony’s on Sunday afternoon. He’ll be feasting upon fried shrimp.
We learned that Mat is very familiar with the Leather Mart in National City.
9 a.m.
More Pop Trash: New Absolutely Fabulous, and Jessica Alba claims she is not dumb.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
not only one cried at sara mcl commercial, mat diablo possibly owns a pair of assless leather chaps, carlos’ cat was eaten by a lobo, Mahoney would bang a South African with a beard.
Carlos thanked Dr. Greene for being such a dedicated and amazing doctor.
Preston thanked Cheese and Mat’s leather obsession.
Sammi learned that there are South Africans the work for Animal Planet and love jellyfish. And that made her happy.
Mahoney thanked Libetry Medical Supply in advance for their Diabetes coverage.
Mat thanked diabetes for taking Mahoney out early.
Hollaback, marijuana.
-SS
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