91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

https://www.snuggiefordogs.com/

We’re fans of Snuggie’s, and fans of dogs… but we dare not mix the two.

Today, we found the finalists for the “Greatest Innovation of the Last 150 Years.”

Internet Vs. Birth Control

Winner: Internet

Internal Combustion Engine Vs. Jacuzzi

Winner: Internal Combustion Engine

Who will the big winner be!?

Find out Monday.

5:30 a.m.

Mat walked in to find his favorite flower, an orchid, set upon the board.

It was from a grateful listener. So sweet.

Mat asked if it was OK to have a favorite flower (him being a man and all).

Carlos and Preston said no for some reason, Sammi said sure, and Zabrocki said yes, as long as you only refer to it by its scientific name.

Speaking of being uber-manly, Preston and Carlos went to get acupuncture and massages at the spa yesterday…

Yeah.

6 a.m.

DRUNK DIAL LINE

Included:

Underwater BJ; warshing apricots; Bruce Fisher, make up your mind; one little baby is nothing; fried egg sandwich with ranch and ketchup; what about bunk beds; coughs; and Preston shouldn’t kill himself… not.

Pop Trash: Snuggies for dogs!!!

Ben Konop gets heckled, Roseanne dressed as Hitler in Heeb magazine, Kim Kardashian received texts from Kanye, and Zack Morris not afraid of a Saved tell-all.

HANDICAPPER

“Hollywood” Matt Carter, handicapper to the stars, called in to help you place your bids at Del Mar today!

6th Race: Charlie’s Princess with a Win in Place bet.

7th Race: Third Dawn on top with an Exacta bet with Chelsea’s Hope and Puff Matty.

8th Race: Exacta box with Colonel John, Ferneley, and Prussian.

He’d bet $2, 3, 4 if he does well in the earlier races.

9th Race: Geraldo with a Win in Place bet.

7 a.m.

What’s on the Internet?

https://www.snuggiefordogs.com/

BRACKET

Today, we found the finalists for the “Greatest Innovation of the Last 150 Years.”

Internet Vs. Birth Control

Winner: Internet

Internal Combustion Engine Vs. Jacuzzi

Winner: Internal Combustion Engine

Who will the big winner be!?

Find out Monday.

8 a.m.

It was Ruggy’s last “Get Your Yelp On” segment before his big move to San Francisco.

It was bittersweet.

The bitter: a lack of Ruggy.

The sweet: styrofoam cups of Andre champagne.

He decided to dedicate his last moments with 91X to his hometown of Fallbrook.

So, without further ado:

GET YOUR YELP ON

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your [last] yelp on with Ruggy for Fallbrook hot spots!

Where to get your avocado on:

HAPPY JUG LIQUOR

RON’S RED EYE

RINGERS

Dominick’s Deli

Village Liquor

The bike track behind Circle K

The water tower

BP Batteries

Nessy’s Burgers

Holy Guac-a-Moly

Sourdough Pizza

Avocado Festival!

We will miss you so much, buddy.

You’re the BEST.

And Happy Birthday.

 As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40.

Today’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Box N Locks – MPHO

 Consider yourselves informed.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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BRACKETS

Today the Internal Combustion took on Video Games in round three of the “Greatest Innovation of the Last 150 Years” Bracket.

Winner: Internal Combustion Engine.

Tomorrow, vote in the semi-final round!

Internet Vs. Birth Control and Internal Combustion Engine Vs. Jacuzzi

http://shiantology.com/

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Watching LaBeouf is a religious experience.

http://douchebagnamegenerator.com/

Pop that collar, take that jagerbomb. Ya douche.

5:30 a.m.

Mat had good news and bad news.

Bad news: the nerd cyber security conference Black Hat is this weekend in Vegas.

It is  the event at which the people who have been hacking the products at the forefront of technology all year announce all the flaws they found in the systems.

This year, they found out how to control people’s iPhones through invisible messages. It’s called mass-gadget hijacking.

They can dial the phone, use the camera, pull up Web sites and more all from remote locations.

If you receive a message with a solitary square character, just turn your phone off right away.

The good news:

The good news came from Sammi.

Yesterday she went to Target.

Outside, on a bench, were three hobo.

One of them was projectile vomiting onto the ground which was funny in itself.

But one of the other gentleman was cracking up and making dry heaving noises right in the sickly man’s ear so that he would keep going.

It was delightful.

6 a.m.

BARGUMENTS

Mat’s new iPhone app “Barguments” is an instant conversation starter.

A Bargument is a debate with no wrong or right answer that must be uncomplicated enough to discuss after three beers.

The discussion: Would you shave one of your eyebrows off completely if it meant you’d receive free drinks for the rest of your life?

It was a unanimous “yes” vote from the audience and the guys.

There are countless solutions: bangs, pencils, you’ll be so wasted you don’t care, you’ll be so wasted you also won’t care who you sleep with, and you can glue the leftover hair to your upper lip and people will be so confused by a one-browed, mustached woman that it will be awesome.

Pop Trash: Shatner reads Palin’s tweets, Joe Jackson confirms Michael’s lovechild, and Weezer has three new songs.

ALICE IN CHAINS SONG? OR EPISODE OF ‘MAD ABOUT YOU’ FROM SEASON 1, 2, OR 3?

“I Know Somethin’”……………………. SONG!

“Love, Hate, Love”…………………….. SONG!

“The Man Who Said Hello”…………… SHOW!

“Instant Karma”………………………… SHOW!

“Pandora’s Box”………………………… SHOW!

Lisa knew very little about both, but was a good enough guesser to win herself tickets and a bus ride up to Pomona for the Rock Explosion.

7 a.m.

What’s on the Internet?

http://shiantology.com/

and

http://douchebagnamegenerator.com/

BRACKETS

Today the Internal Combustion took on Video Games in round three of the “Greatest Innovation of the Last 150 Years” Bracket.

Winner: Internal Combustion Engine.

Tomorrow, vote in the semi-final round!

Internet Vs. Birth Control and Internal Combustion Engine Vs. Jacuzzi

8 a.m.

BEER FOR BREAKFAST

Wes from Tailgate Brewery came in with a giant box of Jay’s Blacktop Blonde.

It’s named after Jay, the only known professional tailgater in the U.S.

Blacktop Blonde began as one of Wes’ homebrew recipes like all their beers.

It tastes like summer, hot asphault, good times, and football.

It’s the featured beer of the month at the High Dive through August.

Go drink it.

More Pop Trash: Erin Andrews 911 call.

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40.

Today’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Vondelpark – 1990s

 Consider yourselves informed.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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 Beer For Breakfast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

http://strikegently.com/

Useful! For us, at least.

http://backupmytweets.com/

Useful! For Mat, at least.

http://arresteddevelopmentdoc.com/

Bonus!

Today, was the second round of match-ups for the title:

“Greatest Innovation of the Last 150 Years”

Jacuzzi Vs. TiVo

Winner: Jacuzzi

(”Because you can’t have sex in a TiVo…”)

Internal Combustion Engine Vs. Video Games

This was pushed over to tomorrow.

SO: tomorrow vote on Internal Combustion Engine vs. Video Games, the winner of that vs. Jacuzzi, and Birth Control vs. Internet.