Today, appropriately, the UK took on the USA in the first round of semi-finals for the “Funniest Movie of All Time” bracket.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail vs. The Big Lebowski.
Winner: Monty Python by a narrow two-vote margin.
5: 30 a.m.
The morning show was joined by a British fellow for no other reason than his accent.
Mat figured it would class up the show a bit.
Ian Camfield, a well-known DJ from Essex, misses the US and would love to live here again.
Everyone wondered why, and offered to trade places with him to live in the UK.
Mat said any one of us would give our left testicle to move there.
Sammi said she didn’t have one on hand to give, but could probably get one by noon.
Ian was scared, but he signed up to stay the entire morning so the show went on.
6 a.m.
BARGUMENTS
Mat’s iPhone app “Barguments” is an instant conversation starter.
A Bargument is a debate with no wrong or right answer that must be uncomplicated enough to discuss after three beers.
The discussion: who is the more quintessential English metal band– Iron Maiden or Judas Priest?
Ian, our resident expert on all things British (because he is), translated “bargument” to English as “pub conversation.” So classy.
Ian was adament that Judas Priest is the quintessential English metal band.
They are responsible for the origins of heavy metal (along with Sabbath, who added the “heavy” to Priest’s “metal”).
Ian dismissed all of Mat’s arguments in favor of Iron Maiden because they were based on a puppet.
He did agree that Iron Maiden have the best t shirts, but the essence of British heavy metal belongs to Rob Halford.
Just as Mat was about to concede defeat, Dave called in with a story about breaking hs nose at a Maiden concert. Mat ended the bargument there and declared himself the winner despite the 5 previous minutes of Judas Priest dominance.
Pop Trash: DJ AM dead at 36, Kings of Leon encounter problems at Reading Festival, and Ronnie Wood divorce.
DRUNK DIAL LINE
Included:
Ralph’s Guy showcases the deli; three day bender keeps on bending; balls sticking to everything; and Paris Hilton stung someone in the foot.
7 a.m.
What’s on the Internet?
Ian taught us that in the UK, it is standard for a groom to have a midget handcuffed to him for the entirety of his bachelor party celebration (usually lasting for about 4-5 days).
He said you can blame anything on a tiny person and they’ll get away with it. Mat told Ian we feel the same way about people with accents here.
Today, appropriately, the UK took on the USA in the first round of semi-finals for the “Funniest Movie of All Time” bracket.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail vs. The Big Lebowski.
Winner: Monty Python by a narrow two-vote margin.
8 a.m.
THE MORE YOU KNOW WITH HARRY O.
Harry O., a sales guy at 91X, knows everything.
If you want to know about a motocross event that happened in San Diego in 1974, he’s your guy!
If you want to shoot stuff, he’ll take ya!
But most of all, if you want to hear a story, he’s got a million.
Preston catches them on tape. Mat plays them on air.
This week’s lesson was about kooks (again), and Harry O having to beat someone down in front of his kid. Where were you?
The more you know.
More Pop Trash: Thom Yorke wrote a song for Twilight, Motel 6 lets bands sleep for free, and John Krasinski getting married.
MORE DRUNK DIAL LINE
Added:
Terri Ramos at Dennys with three guys; and what to do with somebody’s grandma.
9 a.m.
THE BOTTOM 40
When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…
The Bottom 40.
Today’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:
Crying Lightning_Arctic Monkeys
Consider yourselves informed.
“We’re the three best friends that anybody could have.”
-SS
Standard Podcast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Drunk Dial: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadToday The Room took on Super Troopers in the “Cult Classic” sub-category for the “Funniest Movie of All Time” bracket.
Since no one has seen The Room besides Mat, his friends, and one other dude, Super Troopers easily won.
It’s a shame, I’m sure it’s hilarious. But everyone loves Super Troopers.
5:30 a.m.
Mat’s wife made Sammi an incredible navy/mint green tutu. That’s right, a tutu.
Mat had to deliver it to her today, but not without sufficient ridicule.
The gang looked to the future…
Sammi, an old bag lady, will still be wearing the tutu, but it will be tattered and stained with various bodily fluids.
She will hand out those plastic barrels of pure sugar water to children.
She will have an interesting color hair.
The tutu is f-ing rad.
6 a.m.
BARGUMENTS
Mat’s iPhone app “Barguments” is an instant conversation starter.
A Bargument is a debate with no wrong or right answer that must be uncomplicated enough to discuss after three beers.
The discussion: true or false– it is perfectly acceptable to ask your waitress to divide your check evenly onto four credit cards.
Waitresses and patrons all agreed that it’s fine barring certain circumstances as it usually substantially increases the tip.
Pop Trash: 19-year-old girl likes torching cop cars, what’s in a Slim Jim, Megan Fox is a robot who prefers to be physical, Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5, and Death Cab writes a song for Twilight (the world ends).
DRUNK DIAL LINE
Included:
Ralph’s Guy smears Smuckers all over his body for a 23-year-old prostitute on meth to lick it off; dust in the wind; Megan Fox will suck out your soul and lay eggs inside your chest until they burst forth; SJP joke stolen from the Calvacade of Cartoon Comedy; and Bloody Mary’s at the golf course.
7 a.m.
What’s on the Internet?
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Today The Room took on Super Troopers in the “Cult Classic” sub-category for the “Funniest Movie of All Time” bracket.
Since no one has seen The Room besides Mat, his friends, and one other dude, Super Troopers easily won.
It’s a shame, I’m sure it’s hilarious. But everyone loves Super Troopers.
8 a.m.
SPECIAL GUEST
Bobby Lee, comedian and local Poway boy, came in to talk about his show tonight at Viejas.
He said he is shaped like a scallop (totally), and was amazing.
The Kims of Comedy comedian sounded off about being a PowayHigh wrestlingchampion, spitting on a hobo’s penis, Margaret Cho, Asian penises, and white girls.
He was pissed he got bumped on KUSI for a tap-dancing old lady and some Little League losers.
Listen below if you missed it!
And catch his show tonight at Viejas.
Mexican Mario the Morrissey Fan called in with the Douchebags of the Week: Victoria Beckham, network executives who are filling air time with fat people, Bradley Cooper, and Brett Favre.
ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST
Adam Parker, director of Traid Prosuctions’ most recent play “Shopping and Fucking, came in (with beer) to talk about… shopping and fucking.
Traid Productions aims to make our alternative generation (too-cool-for-theater hipsters) go to plays and enjoy them.
Shopping and Fucking is about how the current mindset in America has made everything in our lives a transaction– no one does anything anymore without getting anything in return.
The play features 5 local actors and actresses that Parker promised are very talented and convincing.
AND Thursdays are Hot Dog Thursdays!
You get a free hot dog and soda for attending!
Go to their web site here, and see Shopping and Fucking before its run ends September 12.
9 a.m.
THE BOTTOM 40
When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…
The Bottom 40.
Today’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:
Nobody’s Baby – Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings
Consider yourselves informed.
Oh baby, baby, it got FUNKY.
“We’re the three best friends that anybody could have.”
-SS
Standard Podcast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Bobby Lee: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Adam Parker - Shopping And Fucking: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Drunk Dial: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadToday, arguably two of Will Ferrell’s best movies in “Old School” and “Anchorman” battled it out for “Best Will Ferrell Flick”.
Both show off Ferrell at his best, but only one can come out on top.
The winner? “Anchorman”.
Because 60% of the time, it works every time.
Today in the “Classic” sub-category of the “Funniest Movie of All-Time” bracket Monty Python and the Holy Grail narrowly defeated Caddyshack to move on to the semi-finals.
Tomorrow at our LIVE broadcast from Rock Bottom Brewery we will host the “Will Ferrel” and “Cult” sub-categories of the bracket.
Come down and argue for your favorite!
Might as well win some Street Scene tickets from us while you’re down there, too.
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