Masters of Their Own Domains
5:30 a.m.
Today was Mat’s second day taking Sam-e. He was no more pleasant than any other day, if you ask me, and forgot Sammi’s dose again.
He assumed the $60 supplement is nothing more than a placebo, so Sammi asked him to just bring M&M’s and have the courtesy to lie to her to elevate her mood.
Mat played “Dare You To Move” from Switchfoot’s live performance in studio last Friday to elevate everybody’s mood.
He then pointed out his 10 lb. bag full of California burritos necessary for today’s World Record Wednesdays.
Sammi already began her world record as she attempted to make it through the rest of the break without throwing up from her surprise hangover.
6 a.m.
Mat’s new iPhone app “Barguments” is an instant conversation starter.
A Bargument is a debate with no wrong or right answer that must be uncomplicated enough to discuss after three beers.
The discussion: If you could have 24-hour web access to any celebrity, who would it be?
Gary Busey
Javier Bardem
Jason Schwartzman
Mike Tyson
Bob Dylan
Zach Galifinakis
Obama
Hugh Hefner
Christopher Walken
Meatloaf (winner)
Pop Trash: The lone Limp Bizkit U.S. date cancelled, Michael Jackson’s will has been found, and the Game got a Michael Jackson tat.
DRUNK DIAL LINE!
Included:
Snapshot of a great party; shout outs from Charisma; Carlos is gay and his mom loves balls; Mat’s nose ring gets a back-handed compliment; an old-school country tale of woe; two girls one burrito; Harry O lost cool points; Border Patrol sucks; and flamenco guitarist Carlos Montoya.
7 a.m.
What’s on the Internet? http://www.fancyfastfood.com/
Every Wednesday morning each member of the 91X Morning Show wakes up to the scent of victory and anticipation for World Record Wednesdays.
They all climb stairs, beat up hanging cow carcasses, and throw their arms in the air as they tackle the records at URDB.com and set their own one Wednesday at a time.
Preston set a new record for fastest time to eat a California burrito without being drunk or stoned at 2:44 .
It wasn’t as impressive as everyone expected for some reason. We all thought it wouldn’t take more than three bites or so.
Today, Check out the records we’ve already beaten here!
Break your own here!
And keep an eye out for footage of all our marvelous feats on the VIDEO page of the 91X Morning Show website.
8 a.m.
Inspired by the “Master of Your Domain” episode of Seinfeld a brand new month, Carlos vowed to give up P.B. for all of July.
He said it is hard because all of his friends live there, and he spends almost everyday there. But the bars are played out, and the scene is tired.
Sammi and Mat didn’t see what the big feat was because they’ve “given up” P.B. for years now.
So instead, Mat said Carlos needs to give up weed.
In fact, they all decided to give something up.
They can tap out at any time, but they have to pay the amount of money corresponding to the date. (i.e. tap out on July 16, pay $16, July 30, &30, etc.)
Anyone who makes it through the month wins the money and a burrito or something.
So Carlos cannot smoke weed until August.
Mat opened the floor to suggestions of what everyone else should abstain from.
Mat: being old, his hat, Twitter, his iPhone, and one eye (by wearing an eyepatch.)
Sammi: being a vegetarian and making out with strangers.
Preston: crying and sadness.
The final agreement:
Preston must give up porn; Carlos, weed; Sammi, whiskey; and Mat, the esthetician and Mystic tans for the month of July.
It is solely reliant on the honor system, so tattle if you see Mat getting a wax or Carlos getting high.
(Something tells me this won’t last past lunch.)
9 a.m.
GET YOUR KARMA ON
Scot from Stay Classy returned for a Yelp-like segment to get people involved with important causes, like the Campaign for Abandoned Youth.
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