Gangsta Rap Wednesday and the Ghost of Joe Namath
5:30 a.m.
Carlos was wearing an NWA shirt; Mat Diablo played a track by Jayo Felony.
Thus, Gangsta Rap Wednesday was born.
Mat congratulated every tax-paying citizen that had just arisen for their acquisition of part of 80 percent of an insurance giant.
6 a.m.
Included:
PB Bar & Grill occupant; a man who really needs a beer; Ramona residents try to convince themselves that Ramona’s where it’s at, “I’m white, there ya go”; Mahoney’s crazy; “Did it beep?”; harsh words for Mat Diablo, his girl shirt, and his iPod; c*** rag guy wants to hear women masturbating; follow the arrows; a fan of 90210; Fatty almost throws up during an existential crisis; and an NWA reference.
What’s on the Internet?
MAN DATE (Mandate) VIII: Beer for Breakfast… Live
The most ambitious mandate yet…
To celebrate Mahoney’s most recent feat–his own IPA being brewed at Rock Bottom Brewery (!!!)–the 91X Morning Show will broadcast Beer for Breakfast live tomorrow from Rock Bottom downtown!Mahoney’s IPA will be on tap, but everyone is also invited to watch him brew it from scratch.
Oh yeah and all the other beers in the brewery are fair game, as well (!!!!!!!)
As if an entire building of delicious beer and an excuse to get drunk at 6 a.m. was not enough, here’s a few more details about next Thursday:
The 91X Morning Show Breakfast Sandwich
The Muslims live and acoustic
Cold War Kids live and acoustic (!!!)
and Street Scene ticket giveaways every 15 minutes.
So join us for a live broadcast tomorrow from 6-10 a.m. at Rock Bottom Brewery downtown!
7 a.m.
With his (and your) new stake in AIG a la the government’s recent $82 billion purchase, Mat wondered what else the American people should convince the powers that be to buy on our behalf.
Mat would advocate buying the Chargers and constructing an epic super-stadium. You say there’s no room in San Diego for such a monumental edifice? Mat says to just build it as a floating venue on the ocean or a floating one in the sky.
He would then resurrect the Ghost of Joe Namath (side note: he is not deceased) to play and that of Vince Lombardi to coach the Bolts.
And, of course, jet packs for everyone! Mat giggled incessantly in anticipation of drunken jet pack rallies.
Carlos suggested the government buy Ed McMahon’s house, lower college tuition, and invest in Bacon Salt.
Jennifer, who has recently been released from AIG in the buyout, suggested the newly national insurance company provide health insurance for everyone.
Dominic wanted to turn a Costco into a government sanctioned head shop.
Casey thought that America should buy Budweiser back! (Agreed.)
Drew would ask the government to buy Mexico, in order to eliminate all the border problems.
Mat also plans on making business cards that read “partial owner of AIG” for all lonely American citizens to use as a pick up line prop when hitting on the less-informed:
“Yeah, I was recently a constituent in an $82 billion deal. No big deal.”
Pop Trash: Nate Dogg survives second stroke, Eva Mendes has had sex in all 50 states, and Spiderman 4 and 5.
8 a.m.
HOW’S YOUR MUTHA!
Or, this week…
The second episode of How’s your fatha!
Robin, a burlesque dancer, had to confront her stepfather, Richard, and ask him the last time he, as she put it, got it on with her mom.
Although his answer was far more recent than she had guessed (Saturday/three weeks ago), Mat decided to award the uncomfortable act with Street Scene tickets. But only after mercilessly instilling bestial images of Robin’s mom and Richard in her head.
The 91X Morning Show loves to reward the brand of awkward courage it takes to interrogate one’s mother (or father!) about her sex life, so tune in until the next edition of…
HOW’S YOUR MUTHA!
Mat and Carlos are presenting two awards at the San Diego Music Awards tonight at Viejas. Mat was worried about facing a large crowd as he was booed while harmlessly ambling through Costco the other day.
9 a.m.
Dan Stupp from MMA Junkiecalled in to talk about Spike TV’s free Fight Night, as well as the season premeire of Mat and Mahoney’s favorite show- The Ultimate Fighter.
The main fight, Nate Diaz vs. Josh Neer, could not be discussed because of Mat’s personal “No-Stockton” rule.
Mahoney and Stupp both picked Mac Danzig (the pissed-off-at-the-world vegan) vs. Clay Guida (the always-entertaining, part-rhino fighter) as the fight of the night.
Stupp also said not to miss Alan Belcher vs. Ed Herman, as it should be a great fight.
Others on the main card:
Houston Alexander vs. Eric Schafer
Kyle Bradley vs. Joe Lauzon
Wilson Gouveia vs. Ryan Jensen
So tune in to Spike TV tonight for fight night, AND the Ultimate Fighter season premiere!
(Don’t forget you can meet C.B. Dolloway and your other UFC favorites tomorrow morning at Man Date 8!)
Carlos thanked Mahoney for letting him help brew his beer (and take credit for it.)
Sammi thanked Mat for her brand new government-issued jet pack.
Mahoney thanked C.B. Dolloway in advance for kicking Mat’s ass tomorrow.
Mat thanked the sales geek, Rand, and his Farrah Fawcett hair for giving Carlos an NWA shirt.
-SS
holla back, marijuana
Comment by clip — September 17, 2008 @ 12:31 pm