91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

5:30 a.m.

Mat walked into the studio while Asher Roth’s “I Love College” was blaring from the speakers. He knew what he had to do.

If an early morning rap battle is what Roth wanted, he sure as hell came to the right place.

Mat played Carlos’ “I love Junior College” as a rebuttal.

And it was on.

There’s a new show about fat people finding love that everyone is really excited to make jokes about.

Brenson called in from the eye of a Gas Tank Rodeo hurricane.

Godspeed, lil’ buddy.

6 a.m.

 Mat reaired the interview with Jim Gaffigan from last week in honor of his Comedy Central special “King Baby” that debuted Sunday night.

 What’s on the Internet?

http://thisiswhyyourpetisfat.blogspot.com/

and

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

and

http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstandingonmycrutches.com/

THE 91X MORNING SHOW 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Join us Friday morning at the 7 10 Beach Club in PB for a FREE party honoring our first year on the air!

Can you believe it!?

Performances by Asher Roth and Iglu & Hartley will provide the soundtrack for a day of drunken celebration.

7 a.m.

ABBY FROM A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY

Grandma Abby, Carlos’ grandmother, called in to aid 91X listeners with love and sex advice.

She is single-handedly in charge of the esteemed Art Center of the senior home in Carlsbad.

Recently a legal US citizen, Abby is wise beyond her years in all facets of life from her years of extraordinary experience.

She is a poet, a writer, a lover, and even had her own radio show back in the day.

By request, the segment was dubbed “Abby from a galaxy far far away.” (Well, Colombia.)

Doug had a question for her. He asked her how to tell his girlfriend one of her dogs died while he was dog-sitting. He was contemplating switching out the dead dog with a new, more alive one.

She said the idea is good for him, but what about his girlfriend?

 She asked what he would do if he brought the new dog to her and it bit his girlfriend.

So, he must tell her the dog died, and then present her with beautiful, new, live dog.

 It was beautiful advice from a beautiful woman.

She then told a joke about elderly prostitutes.

Punchline: “They are having a yard sale.”

Listen in for next time we check in with our Colombian sweetheart.

Pop Trash: San Diego Comic Con 4-day passes already sold out, Michael Jordan spotted at True North, Bill O’Reilly boycotts Sean Penn films, Josh Hartnett hospitalized, ‘Bruno’ gets an NC-17 rating, and ‘More to Love’ finds love for fatties.

Happy birthday, Christopher Walken.

8 a.m.

As you have probably heard by now, Sammi’s man friend has bunk beds. In a breakfast nook. With no doors.

Now, she associates bunk beds with sexual innovation.

An Ikea catalog is her porn mag.

So she wrote a rap song about her experience with bunk beds. Listen below.

Enjoy.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Manny Puig came in to talk about his new show Savage Wild on the Outdoor Channel.

Puig prefers predators like sharks and gators to the more polite porpoises and playful turtles.

He believes his work brings the civilized world closer to the wildness.

Puig wears camouflage on a daily basis. Just throwing that out there.

The Jackass boys originally found him while he was levitating alligators underwater in a speedo.

Savage Wild premieres Saturday at 2 p.m. on the Outdoor Channel.

The first episode features a 2000 lb. Monster Gator.

Carlos asked Mat to use his skills of gauging gators’ age on Mat.

He guessed somewhere in his 30s. Haaaaa.

He also offered San Diego some advice about the whale in the bay, “If the whale dies just wait until the sharks come and eat it.”

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

News: U2 skips San Diego, Smashing Pumpkins has open auditions for drummers, Smashing Pumpkins and Tool Lollapalooza rumors, Buddyhead Gossip Page is back, and Lil’ Wayne’s rock album put back again.

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Walking on a Dream – Empire of the Sun

Consider yourselves informed.

Carlos thought that Canada was in the UK.

More Pop Trash: Ohio man receives DUI on a motorized bar stool.

Today we learned that the chicken came before the bitch.

 Carlos thanked Mat for being an idiot.

Preston thanked Manny Puig.

Sammi thanked corn dog flowers that the fatties will be receiving.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Mat told Carlos that Chrissy Russo texted him and reminded him to watch her show this morning. She had a very special outfit planned.

It turned out to be a black pant suit with a pink tank top accent.

Carlos was impressed, but Mat told him that she had actually texted him about what else she was wearing. Hi ho.

Mat wondered why they were so enthralled by TV boobs when there was a perfectly good set across the room.

He went on about Sammi blossoming into a woman.

She pointed out that she’s 22, and most of the blossoming happened years ago.

6 a.m.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Matt Watson, The Ultimate Fisherman, called in from New Zealand to talk about extreme fishing.

Watson said that he was called an extreme fisherman only after he appeared on Letterman, and was exposed to the U.S. 

Back in New Zealand he was just called “Crazy Guy.”

His target is any big fish, but the Marlin is the Holy Grail.

He’s caught one with his bare hands by jumping out of a helicopter on top of it.

And he’s leapt off a jet ski onto one.

Rad.

Watson’s tagged and released over 1000 Marlins in his time.

And he remembers his first catch vividly: every noise it made, every bead of water flipped by his tail, everything.

So now, he invents these intense catch scenarios to make it tougher for himself and insure he’ll experience the same rush of Adrenalin as his first Marlin catch.

Keep an eye out for his show this fall on Discovery channel.

He wants to call it something like “Mad Man of the Sea.”

Mat suggested he try to catch a bear or fight a boar.

Or at least fight Flight of the Conchords.

He agreed with the last one.

“I’m risking my balls wrestling these creatures and all they do is sing a couple of songs and they’re stealing my thunder.”

What’s on the Internet?

http://tenenbaumfail.tumblr.com/

and

Stay Classy

Mat checked in with fmylife.com.

7 a.m.

Not since Flobots’ “Handlebars” has a song begged to be remade as much as Asher Roth’s “I Love College.”

Carlos and Preston, Trip Nip and Poops or Lil’ Birdface and P-Nuts, took it upon themselves to do just that with “I Love Junior College.”

Listen below! You know you wanna.

 Pop Trash: David Letterman got hitched, Octomom fired the volunteer nurses, Vivid offered even more money, Robin Williams is recovering, Winnie Cooper got married, and Screech is broke.

8 a.m.

ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST!

Buddy Black, coach of YOUR San Diego Padres, called in from spring training in Peoria, Arizona to talk about the upcoming season.

Black is really excited about his new pitchers.

More specifically, he’s excited about Hill’s sinker and slider, and Gregerson’s slider fastball as a relief.

Spring training is rough because the air is lighter in Arizona.

Black explained that breaking balls don’t have the same snap, the sun and wind affect the ball, and the fields are hard.

“It’s like playing [in] an airport, the balls just fly.”

It is, however, a great opportunity for the guys to play every day, and get back in shape.

Black said that Peavy will most definitely start the season as a Padre, including an opening day start against the Dodgers. But he foresees Peavy as a Padre through and through.

Peavy just joined the team in Arizona after his involvement in the WBC.

Blank believes that the concept of the WBC is great, especially from a marketing standpoint.

The players like that they get to act as representatives of their country, and Black likes that it brings baseball to the masses.

But from a coaching standpoint, Black is not as big a fan.

He worried every day about one his guys getting hurt because they might not have been ready for that level of intensity yet.

The Padres prevailed over the Kansas City Royals yesterday 9-7.

See you at Opening Day against the Dodgers April 6!

Mat is constantly berated by listeners for not having enough comedians on the show.

So he presented Darrell Bluett.

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

SXSW RECAP: Scott Riggs, Mat’s old boss, and Ruggy came in with in depth reports from Austin.

Riggs went professionally as an ambassador of the San Diego music world.

Ruggy went unprofessionally. He crashed it, got drunk, and returned with a black eye.

He and his crew crashed every party with no badges or wristbands, and snuck in the back of each venue.

Riggs wondered, with all the security they had there, how they did not figure out the classic “Back Door Plan.”

Some highlights…

BUZZ BAND:

Riggs: ANDREW BIRD

FAVES:

Ruggy: THE BRONX

Riggs: LANGHORN SLIM

SUPER FUN:

Ruggy: HOCKEY

Riggs: CAMERA OBSCURA

DRAGS:

Both: ECHO & the BUNNYMEN

NEXT BIG POP STAR:

Ruggy: JANELLE MONAE

CHECK OUT:

Riggs: IDLE WORSHIP, HANDSOME FURS

Ruggy: ANNIHILATION TIME

FINAL WORDS:

Riggs: CAN’T WAIT FOR 2010

Ruggy: RACHEL RAY LOOKS A LOT BETTER IN PERSON AND IS AWESOME

Side note: Ruggy’s black eye was from a 3 a.m. Annihilation Time show on a pedestrian bridge.

A kid doing standing David Lee Roth Panama kicks nailed him in the face.

  Consider yourselves informed.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons learned: Mat keeps a list of people to inappropriately compare Sammi to, the Octomom has 20 kids when you account for tax, and Carlos thinks Chrissy Russo is single.

Carlos thanked Phyllis, DJ Poops, and Trip Nip.

Sammi thanked Rachel Ray for her garbage bowl and for knowing how to party.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

The 91X Morning Show had to take on aliases to talk freely about their marijuana consumption.

Mat became Stan Diego.

Sammi transformed into Gloria Box (TiTi LaRue and Minnie VanWinkle were close behind).

Carlos became Nacho.

And Preston went with the most clever of all: Charles.

Mat said that Carlos looked a lot like Lou Diamond Phillips this morning.

He then played Argupedia, and spoke highly of Phillips’ flourishing career.

6 a.m.

Mat replayed our “Tribute to Celebutards” from late yesterday morning.

Re-Recap:

CELEBRITIES ARE BETTER THAN REAL PEOPLE

Mat’s favorite thing about San Diego is that it’s not LA, but he gets a lot of flack for his lackluster Pop Trash reports.

So, he decided to leave it to the pros.

He found Gina Latina (if that is her real name) from AJ’s Morning Zoo’s “Star Gazing: Finest City Celebrity Sightings” article in Pacific San Diego magazine while he was looking for the tiny picture of himself that graces one of the pages.

The “here’s a party that you weren’t invited to” style of the article could only be read over house music with over-produced, wacky input from some chick.

Also, five of the six featured celebrity sightings happened at Stingaree. Methinks you need to get out more, Miss Latina….. if that is your real name.

Not that it matters but the sightings were as follows: SamRo made an appearance at Stingaree, Lucy Camden’s drink of choice at Stingaree was vodka/soda with a splash of cranberry juice, John Legend was at Stingaree with Estelle, and Kid Rock ate a Medium Rare filet, mac and cheese, asparagas, and a Caesar salad somewhere in the greater San Diego area. “B-B-B-Blogtastic!”

What’s on the Internet?

http://bombombombomwooooo.com/

and

http://nelsonhaha.com/

and

http://swaneewhistle.com/

and

http://emergencyyodel.com/

and Sammi’s contribution:

http://www.lisafrank.com/

7 a.m.

Mat expressed some trepidation about his baby’s fast-approaching due date.

Sammi thinks he’s bluffing, and the whole “baby thing” is made up.

Carlos told Mat that he should implant a microchip in his daughter so he doesn’t have to worry about losing her.

Sammi said you’re supposed to just let kids wander, and put a bowl of mac and cheese on the porch for when they inevitably return.

Carlos, a sucker for the faux fear-inducing evening news, thought this Child GPS a “no brainer,” while Sammi and Preston thought it encouraged negligent parenting.

Calls were mixed, many more in favor of not implanting anything in their children that would take away from their humanity and childhood experiences.

Teach them stranger danger, and get off your ass and go get them if your kids are missing.

Pop Trash: Rush Limbaugh quotes from literal voices of the people, Jon and Kate (of Plus to possibly divorce, Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter, Dakota Fanning interested in ‘New Moon,’ and Rihanna and Chris Brown to record duet.

8 a.m.

Mat decided that he must send Sammi to this.

If you are unaware of the PB Millionaire, get to know him and his side pipe on his Myspace page.

Mat wanted to hear about any and all encounters with this local hero (read: colossal douchebag).

Rachel and her friend met him at Stingaree where his two British secretaries brought them from the bathroom to his VIP table to his Hummer limo to his faux brick-plated mansion.

She and the two other listeners who have rubbed elbows with him only had nice (read: predictably rough) things to say about the philanthropist (read: rich, aged frat boy).

RSVP now to his Paddy’s party and make sure you watch his own version of MTV’s recent wave of horrifying “love” contests.

Mat had to take some time to thank one of our favorite (yes we play favorites ) listeners for sending him and his wife a diaper genie!

It was completely unexpected and unnecessary. But so generous. Mat was touched.

Sammi still speculated that there is no baby.

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

News: Britney Spears’ “pussy fell out,” police fine $1.2 million worth of drugs on Phish phans, James Hetfield hospitalized in Sweden, Bill Clinton’s iPod picks, Pitchfork Music Festival announces lineup, Winehouse cancels Coachella appearance, and Lollapalooza headline rumors.

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

San Diego Song – MC Flow

Consider yourselves informed.

Lessons learned: Lou Diamond Phillips is basically a German dude with a great tan, and Mat Diablo has a baby toy fetish,

Carlos thanked Sammi for bringing the worst ‘What’s on the Internet’ ever.

Sammi thanked Gloria Box, Stan Diego, Nacho, and Charles.

Mat thanked Alex for evoking German scat films.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Mat announced that he was playing the perilous Perishable Produce Rodeo.

Somewhere in his car or in the studio is a bag of strawberries and cherry tomatoes, just waiting to decompose in a pungent and offensive manner.

Carlos turned on Fox 5 to see what Chrissy Russo was wearing this morning.

Unfortunately he was blinded by the giant rock on her left ring finger. SICK BURN.

6 a.m.

A man in Nebraska was arrested for stuffing his kitty into his homemade bong to calm it down.

The kitty is OK. The bong is OK.

Sammi’s advice from Friday’s “Cheap Thrills” got someone laid. Nice.

What’s on the Internet?

http://www.whatalovelyname.com/

and

http://www.jinni.com/signin.html

and

http://e.ggtimer.com/

7 a.m.

MAKING PLANS/CANCELING PLANS

ROUND THREE

Carlos called Deanna Lorraine, our occasional guest and Dating Expert, and invited her to a Singles Party at his house while his mom… er, roommate’s out of town. He realized he had to change it to a Furry Party Sunday afternoon, then Friday night, then back to a Sex Party on Sunday.

She was in until he mentioned all the sex that is inevitably involved in a sex party.

Everyone else we called was onto us.

Mat called his buddy, an avid Drive Like Jehu fan, and told him [read: lied to him] about a reunion show for that night.

As soon as Mat had to cancel due to “baby class,” his buddy called him out.

 ”You’re a dick.” Click.

Devotees will remember Preston calling McKenzie during the first round of MP/CP.

Well, Sammi got her again. Three times.

The conversation between those two is a priceless depiction of their relationship.

Preston called his roommate too, and invited him to Twista.

He was subsequently called out and hung up on.

Could this be the end of MP/CP? Stay tuned…

Pop Trash: Jimmy Fallon does a pretty admirable job during debut, print porn not as valued, toys.com, and Mischa Barton to join new Melrose Place cast.

8 a.m.

Mat called his little brother to make and cancel some plans.

Instead he was confronted with a story from his brother’s crazy weekend.

Apparently he was at a block party where there was a fire blower.

He thought to himself, Whoa, I haven’t tried blowing fire in a long time.

So he meandered over to the guy and said, “Let me see that, or whatever.”

He blew a gigantic flame ball, and lit his face on fire.

When asked if he went to the hospital to treat his 2nd degree burns, he said no because he’s got them under control.

“Don’t tell mom and dad.”

Mat said that at least he didn’t inhale the flames and light his insides on fire.

His response was simply, “I don’t think that happens.” He mumbled something about “the Oxygen or whatever.”

He swore off his hard-partying ways (and then took it back) because, “That did not feel great.”

Win.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Last night Sammi, Preston, and Carlos saw an advanced screening of Watchmen.

Also in attendance was Sammi’s professor and Currents Weekend editor from the Union Tribune, David Coddon.

Mat began by throwing Sammi under the bus and telling him that all her FANTASTIC writing is done under the influence of marijuana.

And although that may be true, it was not necessary to tell him that.

Coddon called in to discuss the film and share his review before the opening this weekend.

He was especially surprised at the sheer number of females in the audience.

Coddon felt Watchman was a wild ride that was able to “take the whole superhero zeitgeist and turn it on its head.”

Its violence escalates itself to a great vigilante hero flick without the “Disneyification,” according to Coddon.

Really, it’s Tarantino/Scorcese scale violence.

Preston and Coddon enjoyed it immensely, while Sammi and Carlos thought it was cliche and predictible.

They all agreed that the gratuitous amount of big blue floppy wang was distracting.

Coddon noted the visual elements that made for a truly entertaining film.

Mat asked Coddon why Paul Blart is still doing so well in theaters. Mystified, he did not have an answer.

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

News: Faith No More reunion, Sublime kind of reunites, Woodstock is back, Muse has a new classical-sounding album, and “Do You Realize?” becomes Oklahoma’s state Rock song.

New Releases: U2, and Prince re-release (only in Target).

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank (in honor of Jimmy Eat World playing Clarity in its entirety this Friday at HOB):

Blister – Jimmy Eat World

Consider yourselves informed.

More Pop Trash: Rachel Ray still defending her FHM appearance, Katie Holmes, Obama at a bulls game, and Sean Penn is pushing for a Harvey Milk Day.

Carlos thanked himself.

Preston thanked the guy who fell off a cow.

Sammi thanked Mat for not playing U2, and immediately unthanked him for telling his professor she smokes pot.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

The Ray J show on VH1 made Mat and Carlos fear the apocalypse.

Would it have been better to have not existed at all than risk alien life forms finding evidence of such terrible programming?

While on an existentialist note, Mat took the time to answer an email.

“Is it gay if I rollerblade to my roller hockey game?”

Mahoney, a noted physicist, racist, rollerblader, and Hollywood executive, said no. Everyone else said, “A little bit, yes.”

Mat transformed the show into an on-air 411 service when he directed a few hungry road-trippers in Temecula to free Grand Slams at the nearest Denny’s.

6 a.m.

Tommy called in from Denny’s in San Clemente. He was satisfied with his Slam, but the place was a madhouse.

Mat got Sammi and Preston pepper spray for Christmas. Preston keeps his on his keychain. Mat turned the safety off without telling anyone. Preston was fiddling around with it in his pants (ew) while driving to lunch in Mahoney’s car, and unknowingly got some on his finger.

“Dude there’s something in my eye,” quickly became shrieks of painful panic when he realized what was all over the finger he kept rubbing in his eye.

By the time Mahoney figured out what was going on, Preston had started to look like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

He pleaded with Mahoney to head to the hospital, but Mahoney “accidentally” took a wrong turn causing them to sit through three extra stoplights. By then, they were much nearer to the pizza place they were planning to dine at than the hospital. So Mahoney found a parking spot.

Preston charged through the restaurant to the bathroom to rinse out his burning eyes as Mahoney sat down and glanced over the menu.

Mat wondered which was worse: pepper spray, a taser, or a bean bag gun.

He asked Sammi which she would use on which one of them.

“All of them. On all of you.”

What’s on the Internet?

http://dpadhero.com

and

http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

7 a.m.

Patrick Kneller won the Coachella Grand Prize! All three days, camping, everything. Awesome.

Pop Trash: Bonnaroo lineup, Christian Bale freaks out, eBaum’s World founder fired, and 50th anniversary of the Day the Music Died.

Preston, Senior Grand Slam Field Correspondent, called from the line at the Denny’s on Alvarado to report that it was, “Super-long and full of old people.”

Mat made him prance up and down then queue and lead people in an a Capella jam of Aha’s Take On Me. It didn’t quite catch on.

8 a.m.

Mat, in honor of the following Craigslist post from Portland, wanted to hear about everybody’s worst first dates.

“We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat… What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your call,
Tad P.S. – If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…”

Mat was excited to hear about the three single people he shares the air with’s worst firsts.

Unfortunately, Sammi was humiliated to admit that she’s never been on a date.

Everybody already heard about the time Mahoney pooped in his car with Capone’s sister.

Mat’s worst first date was with his wife.

He was nervous, and his roommate convinced him to smoke some (read: a lot of) weed to settle down.

They went to a restaurant where she knew everyone. She called him out for being high when he was acting strange, and sent him home.

Luckily they met up later that night and eventually got married. Yay.

ABBY FROM A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

Grandma Abby, Carlos’ grandmother, called in to aid 91X listeners with love and sex advice.

She is single-handedly in charge of the esteemed Art Center of the senior home in Carlsbad.

Recently a legal US citizen, Abby is wise beyond her years in all facets of life from her years of extraordinary experience.

She is a poet, a writer, a lover, and even had her own radio show back in the day.

By request, the segment was dubbed “Abby from a galaxy far far away.” (Well, Columbia.)

Chris had a question for her, “How do you go about getting two girls at once?”

Abby responded quickly, “That’s easy, you have your mother on one side, and your sister on the other.”

It was adorable.

He asked again, referring to romance.

She told him that one girl one night, and one girl another night is no way to behave (Carlos).

Instead he should buy one of them roses, and take the other to the beach where they can talk about their future. He needs to find one that he can respect and love, and spend his life with.

It was beautiful advice from a beautiful woman.

Listen in for next time we check in with our Columbian sweetheart.

9 a.m.

Preston was leaving his second Denny’s with a belly full of two Grand Slams. On to North Park…

Sammi is currently playing Engine Check Light Rodeo, Gas Cap Rodeo, Side and Rear View Mirror Rodeo, and Rent Rodeo.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

News: Canadian JUNO Awards happened, Glastonbury sold out over 130,000 tickets before the lineup was even announced, a documentary about The Hold Steady, Erika Badu blogged and twittered during her daughter’s birth, Mia Zapata’s killer will finally pay, Flaming Lips provide soundtrack to a film about mushrooms, and Bonnaroo & Coachella!

Today marks the 50th anniversary of “The Day the Music Died.”

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Geraldine – Glasvegas

Consider yourselves informed.

Carlos referred to Canada as “the annoying renters upstairs.”

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons learned: easiest way to get two girls together is you’re sister on one side and your mom on the other, Carlos’ grandma is the queen of sick burns, Christian Bale is a douche, ask the girl out of her car before you ask her on a date, and Sammi needs a date (fuck off).

Carlos thanked the three “R’s” of Mahoney’s life: racism, ribs, and rollerblading.

Preston thanked pepper spray.

Sammi was just glad she learned it IS gay to rollerblade to your roller hockey game.

Mahoney thanked Preston’s doppleganger: Eric Stoltz.

Mat was mad at Carlos for stealing his.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Carlos’s sister is turning 18 on Thursday.

Carlos got her a Snuggie, then requested one for himself.

Mat and Mahoney decided to give her a Wobbly H.

Then an Erik Estrada haircut.

Then a Snuggie.

Carlos then demanded that he receive gifts in honor of his sister’s birthday.

6 a.m.

Saturday Carlos ditched Preston and Mahoney to go to a sex party.

He went to a soiree at State that had everything– white boy reggae, 4 kegs, a bouncehouse, and a room packed with people having sex.

He walked in to that room 4 times after accidentally discovering it.

At any given time there was an average of 10 people using the room.

Mat and Mahoney wondered if they were just old, or if this was normal of State parties.

Sammi said it’s not really her scene as 1 in 8 kids at SDSU has an STD, but has had friends all leave one party to hook up. Even then, it is very rare.

A couple of callers said that it is absolutely normal to have a roomful of sex, but their philosophies and morals were a little questionable.

Can you imagine cleaning that room afterwards?

All in all, Carlos Montoya is a filthy human being.

What’s on the Internet?

http://dailyotter.tumblr.com/

and

http://peoplewhodeserveit.com/

7 a.m.

Mahoney and Carlos like to make Mat feel guilty about growing up and becoming a family man.

This is a big year for him as his first child is on its way and his 30th birthday is fast approaching. He asked if there was anything he should be doing before he devotes his life to his child and it is too late.

Mahoney thinks he needs to travel more, but Mat has been abroad.

Calls included some great suggestions– jump over some sharks on waterskiis, try acid, hunt a deer with a knife, skydive without a parachute, live in the wild for one month– but nothing that he could not do because of the baby or his age.

The two items added to his “bucket list” were sleep as much as possible, and get really fucked up while he still has minimal responsibility.

Pop Trash: Larry King’s son wants to be black, Obama speechwriter’s girlfriend Maxim model, Megan Fox as Lara Croft, Ugly Betty replaced, hottest lips, and flight simulator cancelled.

8 a.m.

WHITE TRASH COOKING WITH SAM THE COOKING GUY

Sam came in for some more hot plate, microwave oven, good ol’ fashioned home-cookin’!

(Or, in this case, good ol’ fashioned studio-cookin’.)

Today he taught everyone how to make the Pizza Eggs (click for the recipe!)

Essentially it is a leftover pizza omelette.

Mat, throughout Sam’s segment, read the list of the worst foods possible that people consume.

The worst dessert is Baskin Robin’s large Chocolate Oreo Shake, the worst breakfast is the Stacked ‘n Stuffed Banana Pecan Stuffed Hotcakes, and the worst Mexican entree is the Buffalo Chicken Fajitas (with the works) from Chili’s.

Carlos said he had evidence of eating all of the above from his game of Drunken Receipt Rodeo this weekend.

Sam came in with a plastic bag full of leftover pizza, eggs, and butter because, “Leftover is not a four letter word.”

Basically he just cut the pizza into cubes, and fried two beaten eggs over it.

Carlos tried to get Sam excited about pizza-flavored Pringles, but instead Sam ranted about how you can only comfortably fit them in your mouth one way.

His second book will be complete on Frida, so keep an eye out in stores soon!

Included: A Pastrami Man Pocket.

Check out each of Sam’s visits on the Video page of the 91X Morning Show website.

MMA RODEO

David and Aaron went head to head to see who could name the most MMA fighters in 30 seconds.

They both talked a lot of trash, but in the end it was Aaron with a total of 16.

David had only 11, which was extremely disappointing considering Sammi named 6 in 10 seconds.

Aaron received a UFC Prize Pack including a free viewing of this weekend’s UFC 94, UFC 87 on DVD, and tons of UFC gear!

Aaron invited David over to watch it as a gesture of his humility. It was touching.

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

News: Still awaiting Coachella news! But the confirmed artists rock. Stay tuned to 91X for breaking news.

A fan passed away at a Slipknot show, Wesley Snipes to play James Brown in a biopic, Ben Folds puts out his own cover album, Radiohead plays the Grammys, all of Obama’s staffers celebrated with a party with Arcade Fire, and The Soft Pack (local boys formally known as The Muslims) gets signed to a record label.

Carlos called Mat out for neglecting to report the new releases today, and then took over the entire segment. It was a rare display of raw power and assertiveness. It was hot.

New Releases: Franz Ferdinand!

In a completely random act of selflessness and chivalry Mat let Sammi pick the song for the Bottom 40 this week!

And so, in an epic installment, this week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Help I’m Alive – Metric

Consider yourselves informed.

More Pop Trash: AnnaLynne McCord rides a bull, Donny Osmond dances with some stars, and Kanye West announces new name.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Its good to be Colombian, Carlos is racist against Canadians, Mahoney is gay for watching 90210, and you can pick up a demo tape of Mat’s old band at Music Trader.

Carlos thanked the question, “Is Hilary Swank hot?” (No.)

Preston thanked Mat for bathing in his hepatitis bathtub.

Mahoney thanked whoever cleaned up the sex room.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

OPENING REMARKS

A Carolina Panthers fan needed to vent about the lack of leadership and decision-making in the franchise. Although unexpected, Mat welcomed the call as the jilted fan contemplated conversion to a San Diego Super Chargers fan.

Another caller requested that Mat do his infamous Braylon Edwards impression.

This lead into a critique (and impression) of the product’s newest endorser–some NASCAR guy.

6 a.m.

Mat referred to Detroit as a “frozen tundra with gunshots.”

Carlos has yet another hair-brain scheme to make some extra cash.

To recap: He commutes from his mother’s house (where he resides) in Solana Beach to Kearny Mesa on a daily basis. He tried to “Nascar out” his ride, move to TJ, entice a sugar momma, donate his seed, offer $100 for anyone to take nude photos of him, and panhandled.

All resulted in failure.

Now, in the sad and uncomfortable wake of his parents’ divorce, he is taking advantage of the very people that granted him his privileged life.

Their divorce is in the awkward “dividing up furniture” phase.

So, while they argue and discuss, he is taking the furniture piece by piece and selling it on Craigslist.

Mat and Mahoney told him how terrible he is, but callers disagreed.

They all said that they would do the exact same thing if the opportunity arose. They thought he was making the best out of an unfortunate situation.

But really he is just robbing his parents blind.

What’s on the Internet?

http://disgustingmakeouts.tumblr.com/

and

http://fuckyeahryangosling.tumblr.com/

“What’s this right here?”

“That’s my penis.“

(That’s Sammi’s new pick-up line.)

7 a.m.

Mat’s friend was recently cheated on. His reaction to the unfortunate news was to drive around crying all night before setting up a Christmas tree on her lawn. Underneath were several Christmas presents, all containing mix cds.

Mat decided to let his emo little friend know that he is in good company. Almost everyone has made some embarrassing gesture in the name of love after suffering an intense breakup.

Mahoney had quite a few to share, the most endearing (read: pathetic) being:

Once, while on the phone with his (then recent) ex, he cried so hard that he hyperventilated and passed out in his car on the side of the road.

Alicia took Shel Silverstein’s “The Missing Piece,” put it through a paper shredder, and put it on her ex-lover’s stoop.

Mat asked why it had ended. (He was married.)

Another caller sand a passionate (and public) rendition of The Cure’s “Lovesong” to his ex a few weeks after they broke up. She cried, but they were tears of something other than love as they never rekindled their flame.

One jilted lover had a basketful of teddy bears that his ex had made for him (by hand) during the tenure of their relationship. Naturally, he hand made a bunch of tiny nooses for each bear and hung them on the telephone line outside of her house.

Mat, being the narcissistic ass he allegedly is (according to Carlos), heard his ex (and future wife) was moving away. He taped a mix tape to her door with only one song:

Ok I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don’t” by Brand New.

What did we learn? Mat’s into himself, and Mahoney’s into other people.

Pop Trash: Megan Fox thinks she looks like a tranny, and Howie Mandel hospitalized.

8 a.m.

Preston got new pants.

WHITE TRASH COOKING WITH SAM THE COOKING GUY

Sam came in for some more hot plate, microwave oven, good ol’ fashioned home-cookin’!

(Or, in this case, good ol’ fashioned studio-cookin’.)

Today he taught everyone how to make the world’s best dessert waffle (click for the recipe!)

Last time we encountered Sam we were drooling over his Emmy’s at his house for our holiday live broadcast!

Sam referred to that day very eloquently as, “Fun as shit.”

He is in the midst of writing his new book, due to his publishers by Thurday.

“I’ve got a lot of book to write.”

It will not only be “recipe recipes,” but will also have chapters detailing what to do if you just have one can of some cheap food product.

Mat complimented Sam’s ability to add those few, random, extra ingredients and competing textures to traditional dishes that give a comepletely unexpected burst of flavors in every bite.

The waffle: “That is stupid good.”

Sam said he brought a gift for everybody but he was really just cleaning out his garage

Keep an eye out for his new book!

Spoiler: It will include a chapter entitled, “I love gravy.”

Check out each of Sam’s visits on the Video page of the 91X Morning Show website.

MMA Fighter? Or Gay Porn Star?

Rico “Suave” Rodriguez… MMA Fighter!

Jeff “The Snowman” Monson… MMA Fighter!

Jens “Turboslut” Hammer… Gay Porn Star!

Mark Andre “Da Bomb” Courtillier… Gay Porn Star!

Joe “El Dirte” Derkson… MMA Fighter!

The caller that differentiated between the two won tickets to the WEC fight at the San Diego Sports Arena on January 25!

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

News: The Airborne Toxic Event, The Bug, Hold Steady, Fleet Foxes, Crystal Castles, The Killers, Los Campesinos, Presets (and many, MANY more!) to rock Coachella.

Rumored artists: Animal Collective, Black Keys, Black Lips, Blur, Britney Spears, The Comedians of Comedy, Gaslight Anthem, Outkast, The Replacements, Morrissey, Prodigy, The Pretenders, Turbonegro, White Stripes, and The Smiths.

New Releases: Gorillaz and U2.

Mat wanted to play new Morrissey. Sammi wanted to play new Metric.

It was a battle of the idols as Sammi loves Emily Haines equally as much as (if not more than) Mat loves Morrissey.

It was intense. Sammi won the popular vote, but Mat, a cruel and merciless dictator, prevailed when he vetoed her humble request at the last minute.

So, this week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris – Morrissey

Consider yourselves informed.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons: Mahoney chewing is a more pleasant sound than Morrissey, MMA Guys have gay names, Preston now has an astonishing 2 pairs of pants in his wardrobe, Oildale is terrible, and Morrissey would not even be tolerable made of gold kugerands served on Kim Kardashian’s supple bottom.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Mat pointed out that, while he thrives under the harsh oppression of fluorescent lights, Mahoney, Carlos, and Sammi all prefer to work in a scarcely lit cave of a studio.

Unfortunately one lone bulb directly above Sammi made it through the night and Carlos was forced to work by the glow of his computer monitor.

Mat said that, in a story he wrote once, if an imaginary DEA agent allegedly searched his hypothetical apartment when he was theoretically storing pounds and pounds of marijuana.com, then he would have been charged with a very real felony.

Mat shared this story about gorilla farts.

Then he injected this bit of existentialism to counter it.

6 a.m.

Inspired by Mahoney’s complete negligence of “the Man Code” this weekend, Mat decided to go over some of the ground rules.

Discussed: Beer etiquette, and hooking up with ex-girlfriends, sisters, and moms of friends.

Did mahoney violate the man code by hooking up with Capone’s sister and shitting his pants?

He continues to stand behind his actions as Mat and Carlos publicly and mercilessly berate him.

WIKIPEDIA RODEO!

So: Mat found a big ol’ box of copies of The Dark Knight on DVD.

Everyone wanted a copy, so Mat decided that he, Carlos, Mahoney, Sammi and a listener would battle it out in the treacherous Wikipedia Rodeo.

The game: take the numerical day from your birthday (i.e. January 18 = 18) and click the “random entry” button on Wikipedia that many times.

The person with the most interesting article wins!

John, a listener, had 18 clicks. But his article was a dry bio of some Irish guy.

Mat’s two clicks warranted an article about the year 2004.

Carlos’ 19 clicks landed on a dub-step producer from the UK.

Mahoney couldn’t play because Mat didn’t want to click 31 times.

And, finally, Sammi’s 18 clicks provided an article about mummy paper.

Clearly, Sammi was the big winner! (Although Mat gave John a copy, as well.)

Click here to read the winning entry!

7 a.m.

NOT SO SECRET SANTA

Since collectively the 91X Morning Show is broke, they decided that it would be in everyone’s best interest to do a Secret Santa.

Mat didn’t exactly understand the concept, however, and had Sammi choose names on behalf of everyone.

Of course with her luck, she chose herself last. So after a slight adjustment, here are the results:

Mat has Sammi and Preston.

Sammi and Preston have Mahoney.

Mahoney has Carlos.

Carlos has Mat.

Presents will be exchanged on Friday, our last show before Christmas… Don’t miss it!

Pop Trash: Burger King introduces meat-scented cologne, Rob Zombie signs on for Halloween sequel, Peter Falk may have Alzheimer’s, Eva Mendes wants to get naked with Morrissey for PETA, Clint Eastwood thinks America has gone soft, and romantic comedies mar love lives.

UFC Fighter? Or Hunting Knife?

The Ripper… Fighter!

The Beast… Fighter!

The Black Bear… Hunting Knife!

The Apparition… Hunting Knife!

The Predator… Fighter!

The listener that correctly differentiated between the two won vouchers to watch the next UFC PPV event fo’ free on Cox!

8 a.m.

Since we are broadcasting live from Sam the Cooking Guy’s house on Thursday for our Star-Studded Christmas Spectacular Show, he did not join us for White Trash Cooking this morning.

So: Mat had Young Pat the Intern bring in some Bacon Salt to sprinkle on as many concoctions as he could come up with.

Also, the proprietors of Bacon Salt, Justin and Dave, called in to talk about their ingenious product.

Their philosophy: everything should taste like bacon.

Mat agreed, citing his extremely blunderous attempt at bacon vodka.

The start up money came from a video of Justin’s 3-year-old son hitting him in the face with a t-ball. He subsequently won $5000 on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Once, before the inception of the current morning show, Mat and Carlos were messing around with Bacon Salt on air. Yadda, yadda, yadda, the product went from a small specialty shop to grocery stores across the country. Thus, Justin and Dave called the show the springboard for their company, and encouraged everyone to launch there bacon-flavored products right here on 91X.

And keep an eye out for their newest innovation: baconaise!

Pat and Mahoney ate bacon salt on cinnimon toast, pb and j, Nyquil, beer, applesauce, and quesadillas.

Justin and Dave suggested bacon-flavored kisses.

 In the spirit of the end of the year reflection, nostalgia, recaps and countdowns, Mat Diablo debuted his own segment that will feature a new Top 5 List each day until the new year. He calls it

MAT DIABLO’S CRUCIAL LISTS

Today’s list: The Top Five Movie Aliens of All Time

(according to Mat Diablo, that is)

5. PREDATOR

4. E.T.

3. CHICK FROM SPECIES

2. JABBA THE HUT

1. CHICK WITH THREE BOOBS IN TOTAL RECALL

(People were very upset that this list did not include Superman, Chewbacca, and the aliens from MIB and Space Jam.)

9 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

 News: Lil’ Wayne has a blog.

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Get Better – Mates of State

Consider yourselves informed.

 Carlos thanked Mahoney for allowing his man card to join his penis in Bakersfield.

Sammi thanked the chick from Total Recall’s third boob.

Preston thanked bacon salt and gluttony.

Mahoney thanked Preston and Sammi in advance for a great gift.

Mat thanked hypothetical alleged weed in his house.com.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Dream Date with Depreston Part Deux is now available for your viewing pleasure.

Mat could not help but make a few quips about Mahoney’s sweatshirt.

It was the periwinkle blue sweatshirt of a 45 year old woman with 10 cats who makes household decorations out of twigs and homemade potpourri.

On it: a snowman with a fuzzy scarf, the sparkly text explaining, “I Love Snow,” and a giant, glittery heart.

Mat, Mahoney and Carlos discussed the massive wang on Fox.

Mat explained that, although he didn’t mean to be so vulgar so early in the morning, he had to give credit where credit was due. (And Extreme Wang is always a case where credit is due.)

While speculating what could have happened that allowed the wang to make it through the filter onto the airwaves, Mat assumed that it actually powered through the camera and into the production studio where it knocked the operator unconscious.

 6 a.m.

Mat found a bunch of extra Third Eye Blind tickets lying around, so he decided to try to pawn them off to you, the listener, as a “party pack.”

The game:

Third Eye Blind Lyric? Or Mahoney’s Facebook Status?

“Can I look at faces that I meet…” Third Eye Blind!

“I just want you. Right here, right now. I don’t care if you’re scared…” Mahoney!

“The rise and fall of my sloppy love. The splatterings and the smatterings; they’ll get you…” Third Eye Blind!

“It’s raining. I’m lonely. I wonder if KFC is still open…”  Preston! (Trick question.)

The caller that could successfully differentiate between the two won the esteemed party pack.

What’s on the Internet? http://betamaxmas.com/

7 a.m.

91X has partnered with the High Dive and the San Diego Food Bank for the 12 Days of Xmas Auction.

Check out the prize packs and place your bids HERE!

Among the goodies is our final show before the holiday season LIVE from Sam the Cooking Guy’s house!

Seats at the star-studded send-off to the Christmas season can soon be yours! Bid now!

Tomorrow from 6-8 p.m. join the 91X Morning Show for an Anti-Raiders Chargers rally complete with a raffle and Raiders pinata!

You can win fabulous prizes including the grand prize: tickets and a limo ride to the Chargers game this Thursday against the Raiders.

All proceeds of the 12 Days of Xmas will be directly donated to the San Diego Food Bank.

91X’s Christmas Show: WREX THE HALLS!

Friday December 12 at 4th & B

Gaslight Anthem!

Alkaline Trio!

Slightly Stoopid!

Cold War Kids!

Cake!

Tickets available TODAY at 10 a.m.

($35 general admission, $40 balcony, 21+)

Don’t miss it.

Mat gave away two tickets to Tommy from OB. Tommy will also be dining with the bands before the show. He hopes to sit next to Slightly Stoopid, as they never sit down to a meal without some greens. Hi ho.

Pop Trash: Jay Leno to do a spinoff of his own show, Oprah weighs 200 lbs., Emma Watson would do nude scenes for a role, Ryan Seacrest and Tara Connor, 9-year-old author lands movie deal, and Anne Hathaway auctions off a drunken date.

In the spirit of the end of the year reflection, nostalgia, recaps and countdowns, Mat Diablo debuted his own segment that will feature a new Top 5 List each day until the new year. He calls it,

MAT DIABLO’S TOP 5!

Today’s list: Top Five “-berto’s” Taco Shops in San Diego.

(according to Matberto)

(Disclaimer: Roberto’s is the O.G. -berto’s, and since sunch respect is due it does not appear on the list.)

5. Rigoberto’s: best California burrito.

4. Rolberto’s: closest to Mat’s house.

3. Gualberto’s 4: chili relleno burrito.

2. Juanberto’s: Strikers 1945 Arcade machine.

1. Adalberto’s: the Texas burrito.

A caller said that there used to be a taco shop named Analberto’s until they trimmed the “l” into an “i.”

8 a.m.

Tomas, a frequenter of Analberto’s and a big fan of Carne Asadomy, called in to scold Mat for not including his burrito on today’s Top 5 list.

WHITE TRASH COOKING WITH SAM THE COOKING GUY 

Sam came in for some more hot plate, microwave oven, good ol’ fashioned home-cookin’!

(Or, in this case, good ol’ fashioned studio-cookin’.)

Today he taught Mahoney how to make Red Beer (click for the recipe!)

Red Beer is a light, crisp relative of a Bloody Mary, but it is made with Newcastle and Clamato juice.

Sam failed to text Carlos back with a list of ingredients again last night, and, again, tequila was to blame.

An email inquired as to what to do with these meager ingredients (ground beef, Tostitos cheese dip, Cup O Noodles, and a piece of bread) to make a somewhat respectable meal.

Amazingly, Sam suggested he cook the beef, mostly cook the noodles, dump all liquids, mix noodles in with beef, toast bread, put noodles and beef on bread, and cook and drizzle cheese on top. Not bad for an off-the-cuff, out-of-the-cupboard response.

He also dropped his first, “That’s what she said.”

Other than a book signing this Thursday at an Appliance Alley, Sam wasn’t sure what he’s up to. Check his website: thecookingguy.com.

Mat made sure to note that the cougar quotient at these book signings is off the charts.

And don’t forget to bid on tickets to the 91X Morning Show LIVE broadcast from Sam’s house next Thursday for our star-studded Christmas Send-off Show.

Check out each of Sam’s visits on the Video page of the 91X Morning Show website.

Shawn Styles called in to explain the situation surrounding the deadly jet crash yesterday. grandmother, mother, child. one still missing.

He reported that the pilot did make a valiant attempt to maneuver the plane into the canyon away from houses and highways, but unfortunately it crashed into a house.

Three people were killed– a grandmother, a mother, and a child– while the body of another child remains missing.

It was a valiant effort nonetheless. And the first question that the pilot, who ejected safely, asked was, “Did I get it in the canyon?”

Mat thanked Styles and the rest of the CBS 8 News Team for being on the scene so quickly.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40

 News: Motorhead tour cancelled, Fall Out Boy album leaked, Nine Inch Nails to release new record through the Internet soon, and BLUR reunites!

New Releases: Black Lips vinyl and “Bomb” by Busta Rhymes.

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

Coffee and TV – BLUR

Consider yourselves informed.

 More Pop Trash: Violent outbreaks at Chuck E. Cheese, Wee Man sued by two chicks he arrested, Jimmy Fallon does dry runs, “The Dark Knight” comes out on video today, and Hoff autographs at universalposter.com.

Carlos thanked KFC.

Sammi thanked Sam for his first, “That’s what she said.”

Mahoney thanked Visanthe for making him feel like less of a man.

Mat thanked Analberto’s.

-SS

 

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5:30 a.m.

Mat Diablo berated Mahoney for wasting an expensive pair of complimentary Nascar tickets after finding out that his attendance would not constitute free beer. Mat was disgusted by his unwarranted sense of entitlement. 

Then, after it was learned that Mahoney tries to request his burgers at Jack in the Box be well done, Mat was appalled at his unjustifiable snobbery.

Thus, Mat dubbed Mahoney a dangerous hybrid; he has more of an undeserved superiority complex than Diddy, and manages to be more of a diva than Ruben Galvan from Fox 5.

6 a.m.

Let it be known that Mahoney has a vendetta against baby pandas.

Mat was devastated after he discovered that his brainchild, bacon flavored vodka, was already being made, distilled, and consumed in Boston.

As he jumped out of his chair to curse the world and, more specifically, the newscaster bearing the bad bacon news, he accidentially kicked his dog, his towel fell off, and he flashed his neighbor.

Yearning for company in the wake of this tribulation, Mat asked listeners to share their tales of being beaten to the punch.

Gene’s idea for a Urinal Video Game already had a steady stream of followers in Europe by the time he thought of it.

Nick wanted to invent a cigarette with a match as its tip so it could be lit simply by striking it on the box– no outside fire needed. Unfortunately, after some research, he discovered the patent had already been claimed.

What’s on the Internet? http://sexwithminime.com/index.html

 7 a.m.

METALLICA RODEO!

At Stake: A pair of tickets to see Metallica at Cox Arena in December and a copy of the new album, “Death Magnetic.” 

The winner would also qualify for the Grand Prize: Hotel and airfare to Metallica’s hometown, San Francisco, to attend a private dress rehearsal before the tour.

To decide who is worthy of such an epic prize, Mat read Metallica lyrics and Dungeons-and-Dragons-inspired poetry while the caller had to differentiate between the two.

Robert could not only identify each, but he was able to name the Metallica song that each lyric came from.

Mat even tried to throw him off with an extra-difficult bonus question, but Robert was unstoppable. Not only did Diablo deem him worthy of Metallica tickets, but he decided add a ride along with the CORR Racing crew to the prize.

Mat’s butt-rock-esque congratulations to Robert: “The ticket is for the whole seat but you’ll only need the edge!”

Pop Trash: Mini Me sex tape finally unleashed, Stephen Colbert’s sperm in space, Courtney Love blasts VMA, Jordan Sparks defends chastity, and Carl Weathers divorces his third wife.

8 a.m.

THE BOTTOM 40!

When Mat Diablo uses the little power he has to plummet past the pop on top and reach into the depths of the musical charts to dig some gems gleaming with promise and potential out from…

The Bottom 40.

New Albums: Airborne Toxic Event, reissue of “My Solo Project” by Mates of State, Cult Television Themes, Gym Class Heroes, Okkervil River, Jaguar Love, Calexico, and Jessica Simpson’s country record.

(Carlos shot himself in the foot to prevent Mat from playing even one note of Simpson’s album. Thank you Carlos.)

This week’s featured tune from Mat’s personal musical piggy bank:

I Got Love for You – Michael Franti

SPECIAL GUEST!

Carey Hart called in from Vegas to discuss his upcoming involvement with CORR Racing!

The conversation quickly jumped to Hart’s bar, Wasted Space, where Mat and Mahoney spent their drunken night in Vegas for Mahoney’s birthday.

Although Hart isn’t racing this weekend, he’ll still be out in Chula Vista to support his team. He can’t wait to start his first season in the sport alongside fellow rookie Brian Deegan, who we spoke to yesterday.

Mat wanted to have an “injury-off” between Hart and Deegan, but quickly decided that it was not such a good idea.

(The entire interview had an awkward undertone of jealous defeat as Mat’s wife is completely enamored with Hart.)

ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST!

Dave from MMAfix.com  (or MMA Eruption, as Mat calls it) called in to celebrate the life of MMA fighter Evan Tanner, who recently passed away on a camping trip in the desert.

The guys remembered and rambled about everything from his fights to his facial hair, and somberly payed respect to his well-accomplished life and legacy.

More Pop Trash: New drug!

Carlos thanked Mat and Mahoney for making him shoot himself.

Sammi thanked the hard-working people of India for painstakingly making sure that Mahoney’s burger is overcooked in Mission Valley.

Mahoney thanked Carey Hart and Dave from MMA Fix.

Mat thanked Van Halen for writing the song “Eruption.”

Holla back, marijuana.

-SS