91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

5:30 a.m.

Preston, after co-hosting 91X’s Loudspeaker SD last night with Small Hands Rowley, forgot to sign out of his MySpace. This would not be such a woeful mistake if it weren’t for the fact that he shares a computer with Mahoney.

Mat’s messed with Mahoney’s Myspace before, and they have both messed with Carlos’. Mahoney’s interests had been changed to “big gay dinosaur wang” while Carlos’ default picture was “wangified.” So it’s not like they would just be picking on Depreston.

So they changed his status to “Preston has been a good boy this year and wants a big bag o’ wang for Christmas” while they decided what else to edit.

6 a.m.

Mahoney and Carlos tried to get Mat to admit that he hired someone to put Christmas lights up on his house.

Gallantly, Mat announced that he stapled each of the strands of icicles to the roof himself (in a much safer and more fire resistant way than last year.)

When he finished, he barreled into the street to get a panoramic view of his holiday handiwork.

It was then that he realized he had the only glowing house on the block.

He ambled back into his house with a Charlie Brown sort of pout and asked his wife where all the Christmas spirit was.

Then, this morning, he asked San Diego the same question.

The responses revealed that, for some reason, the all-out December decorators are mostly transplants from other towns.

Carlos spoke on behalf of the city and said that, while all other times of year San Diegans are the model of go-doers, Christmas time brings out their laziness. Thus, the dim December nights in Diego.

What’s on the Internet? http://www.doyoupoken.com/PokenWeb/corporate/welcome.jsf

Drunk Dial Line: First Installment

Included:

Raiders PSA; it’s a bummer Carlos doesn’t look like the little Mexican guy from Meet the Fockers; Mahoney is a bitch, but no freestyle rap emerges; 21st birthday celebration with acid tab party favors; an admirer of Jason Mahoney; Manu Chao marijuana remix; hollaback, bar hoes; and H4L, baby.

7 a.m.

Mat gave the listener that correctly identified the song “Tarzan Boy” by Baltimora tickets to Wrex the Halls AND a placemat at a pre-show dinner with all of the bands!

They also made that tune Preston’s Myspace profile song.

Pop Trash: Bettie Page hospitalized, Guy Ritchie gets tons of money in divorce, Jodie Sweetin broke, and Real World casting season 22.

Drunk Dial Line: Second Installment

Included:

300 lbs. of cheese; it would be cool if Carlos, the chivalrous reindeer, put his tongue in Mat’s mouth; one more MaBlowMe; the Good Time Cookie Monster is getting his Luther Vandross on this weekend; Diablo cries like a baby, yo; and a barrel roll for 105 haters.

8 a.m.

In the spirit of the end of the year reflection, nostalgia, recaps and countdowns, Mat Diablo debuted his own segment that will feature a new Top 5 List each day until the new year. He calls it,

MAT DIABLO’S TOP 5!

Today’s list: Top Five Movies Starring Midgets

(according to Mat Diablo)

5. Mad Max

4. Time Bandits

3. Legend

2. Willow

1. Jackass

A woman’s remark about the Wizard of Oz “munchkins” actually being played by little children sparked an intense debate that only ended with Kelly the Midget Hunter’s historical explanation of her expedition to the fabled land of munchkin houses on Mt. Soledad.

Drunk Dial Line: Third Installment

Included:

Congrats to Master Bates Diablo and his pregnant wife; bong rip; the Bank Teller has daddy issues (surprise, surprise); a girl’s Bud Light salute to the 91X Morning Show Listener is the GREATEST call ever to grace the airwaves; and another 21st birthday.

9 a.m.

Mahoney’s 5-Hour Energy binge reminded Mat of the old stand by Powerthirst video.

Carlos one-upped him with the video advertisment for Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage.

Find him on them Innanets here!

More Pop Trash: A ‘Double Shot of Love’ contestant killed in car accident, and Angelina Jolie highest paid actress.

Carlos thanked Baltimora for the song “Tarzan Boy.”

Sammi thanked the most recent inductee to the Drunk Dial Hall of Fame.

Mahoney thanked all the little people of the world for tolerating people who drop the M-bomb like Mat.

-SS

 

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