91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

http://www.jellotime.com/

Included:

Another victim of Love Hurts; Mat Diablo is hot; Informative Cookie Monster taught us about Abba Zabba; an Indian leprechaun is slappin’ da bass; Hank Hill wants Carlos to cut his hair; Rick James; Carlos is smarter than a Mexican graduate from Cal; too drunk to feel his dick; and Ruben Galvan is a national treasure.

What’s on the Internet?

Sammi’s contributions:

and

http://www.jellogallery.org/

and Mat’s:

http://justinelai.com/

THE 91X MORNING SHOW 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Join us next Friday morning at the 7 10 Beach Club in PB for a FREE party honoring our first year on the air!

Can you believe it!?

Performances by Asher Roth and Iglu & Hartley will provide the soundtrack for a day of drunken celebration.

7 a.m.

Mario the Mexican Morrissey Fan recapped American Idol in 91 seconds.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Lou Ferrigno called in to talk about… stuff.

Fun facts we plucked from the awkwardness and present to you:

San Diego Comic Con is his favorite show of the year.

He really does have a statue of himself, although its smaller than the one in ‘I Love You, Man.’

He is NOT on Twitter because sometimes he has silly fans and doesn’t like the negativity.

He continues his carrer with motivational speaking and comedy.

He thinks no drugs are good for you, and HGH is no different.

The Incredible Lou Ferrigno.

Pop Trash: Paris Hilton gets proposed to, Earth Hour, Robert Pattison smells, and Padma Lakshmi does Carl’s Jr. commercial.

8 a.m.

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at NEW PLACES around San Diego!

Where to get your debut on:

ALCHEMY in South Park: HUGE on mixology!

MUZITA in University Heights: Fancy Ethiopian food!

FRANKIE THE BULL’S BBQ in Linda Vista: Former Top Chef Contestant!

Where to get your event on:

Pint Night with Coronado Brewery @ Live Wire

Alternative Happy Hour @ Centro Cultural De la Raza in Balboa Park

Shark Attack @ On Broadway

Brett Dennen @ HOB

Mr. Tube and the Flying Objects @ Bar Pink

Earthless @ Casbah

Circa Now @ Ken Club

Bacon Brothers @ Hard Rock

South Park Walkabout

IndieFest V in North Park

Vince Vaughn Late Night Happy Hour @ Tractor Room

Walk the Walk Presents… in North Park

The Knee Highs @ Porter’s Pub UCSD

Which One’s Pink @ HOB

Hotel St. George @ Office Bar

Biohazard @ Canes

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

MORE DRUNK DIAL LINE!

Added:

We are all winners: we won the sperm-to-egg race.

9 a.m.

HOW’S YOUR MUTHA!

Cody’s bad luck has led to his parents catching him in the act a few times recently. He has, until today, avoided knowing about their sex life.

Cody confronted his mother, Kristen, using the “rip-the-band-aid-right-off” method to just ask her, straight up, when the last time her and his dad had sex.

Cody guessed it was Sunday, his dad’s frist day off in a week. It was Monday.

Thus, he won a Mountain High season pass.

When asked the last time Cody had sex, Kristen didn’t even want to guess. She vaguely mumbled that it was in the last three months. He said, “More than you know,” so she grounded him.

Another touching family moment brought to you by the 91X Morning Show.

The guys love to reward the brand of awkward courage it takes to interrogate one’s mother about her sex life, so tune in until the next edition of…

HOW’S YOUR MUTHA!

More Pop Trash: Flo Rida wanted for killing a rabbit, T.I. sentenced to a year and a day, Shane McConky died, and Madonna adopts again.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons learned: Carlos ruled ass; Lou Ferrigno should not be allowed to talk, he should just turn green; and Mat learned quite a bit about bunk beds.

Carlos thanked Hot Pockets.

Preston thanked Mat’s medium-sized Motorhead shirt.

Sammi thanked Abba Zabba.

Mat thanked Lou Ferrigno and bunk beds.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

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March 13, 2009

40 Cozy: Keepin’ It Classy

Filed under: Show Recap — Tags: 40 cozy, bananas, Drunk Dial Line, get your yelp on, jeffrey ross — matdiablo @ 6:47 am

5:30 a.m.

Mat complained about his pregnant wife eating so many damn bananas.

Everyone was excited for the Friday the 13th Snuggie Pub Crawl. Ruggy advices those who wish to attend to simply look for the group of assholes wearing snuggies and slugging $2 cans of tecate at Bar Pink.

The Guerilla Gays are taking over McGregor’s in Mission Valley tonight!

6 a.m.

Included:

Get it ooooooon; 1800s Guy addresses Octomom; if Mat plays Iglu and Hartly again, a listener is jumping ship to Hot Country 95.7; an Informative Cookie Monster impression detailing the word “baton”; Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater; the governator addresses Octomom; an invitation to Carlos for some Disc Frisbee Golf; advice for Sammi; song about Carlos; MC Birfday; Informative Cookie Monster explains Gorgonzola; Day Man; Asher Roth addict has withdrawals; and Carlos needs to call Ken Choppa from Temec.

What’s on the Internet? http://legalmarijuanadispensary.com/

7 a.m.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Jeffrey Ross called in to talk about his upcoming appearance on the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy.

Mat first asked about his movie documenting his experience entertaining the troops called “Patriot Act.”

It followed Ross on his first trip overseas with Drew Carey about which he joked, “[The soldiers] loved Drew Carey because they love blonds with big boobs.”

Ross, the Roastmaster General at Comedy Central, enjoys busting chops without burning bridges.

Mat asked if roasting Larry the Cable Guy would be like shooting fish in a Cracker Barrel.

He cares about Dan Whitney, the guy underneath Larry the Cable Guy, and said that the jokes are best when you care about the target.

Ross asked what was better than a Jew from Jersey making fun of a big fat redneck anyway.

Mat couldn’t think of anything.

Also roasting Larry is Gary Busey. Ross said that Busey is the only one to ever go up to the podium, look back, and roast himself.

Although the Flava Flac roast was one of Ross’ favorites, he suggested you tune in to this one on Sunday at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Mat burst into a spontaneous edition of Argupedia featuring Larry the Cable Guy.

Pop Trash: Jon Stewart puts Jim Cramer in his place, Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore married, Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson to join cast of ‘Iron Man 2,’ and woman finds cat inside couch.

8 a.m.

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at wine bars around San Diego!

Where to get your grape juice on:

SPLASH WINE LOUNGE in North Park: Self-serve wine bar!

THE BETTER HALF in Hillcrest: Half-bottles of wine!

TANGO WINE COMPANY in Little Italy: PMS Wednesdays!

Where to get your event on:

The Yelp/Snuggie Pub Crawl @ 5:30 in North Park

Rent

De La Soul @ Canes

Free People Trunk Show @ Detour Salon in Encinitas

Rock Bottom Brewery’s 13th Annual Firefighter Bachelor Auction in Gaslamp

Rocco DeLuca & the Burden @ HOB

Sinden @ On Broadway

Transfer @ Casbah

Delta Spirit, Get Back Loretta @ The Loft

The Mother Hips @ Belly Up

Rascal Flatts, Jessica Simpson @ Criket Wireless Amphitheatre

St. Patrick’s Day parade in Balboa Park

DJs Blackstone and Atari @ Whistle Stop

Morning coffee with City Councilman Todd Gloria @ the Weingart Branch Library in City Heights

5th Annual Stay Classy Pub Crawl in PB

Cursive @ Casbah

The Silent Comedy @ Ken Club

Millencolin @ SOMA

Family Winemakers of California wine tasting event @ Del Mar Fairgrounds

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

MORE DRUNK DIAL LINE!

Added:

Weed flow; and Interior croblaghlughualligator.

9 a.m.

MORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

Carlos and Brian from 40 Cozy came in to introduce their March Madness of Malt Liquor.

40 Cozy brings a little class to the front porch.

They filled a much needed niche. Now even Small Hands Rowley can hold a Mickey’s.

They developed a Facebook application in which every friend you add adds an ounce to your forty. Once you fill it up, you can choose a cozy, and get 40 percent off any real life 40 cozy!

The guys also developed a few iPhone apps, the most recent of which is called “Party Starter.” It is a catalog of drinking games and you can even add your own rules!

Another has one button. You press it, and it locates the closest liquor store for you.

Brian and Carlos exposed their bitter rivalry: Kearney Mesa vs. Clairemont.

The March Madness of Malt Liquor will decide once and for all which malt liquor is superior to all others.

March 15 is selection Sunday.

Sweet Sixteen starts on March 26.

More Pop Trash: Mischa Barton opts for Kutcher vehicle.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK?

Lessons learned: McGregor’s is going to be fabulous tonight, you can find Carlos on hole 11 at the Disc Golf couse, former Menudo members, and marijuana is the future of California.

Carlos thanked Sammi for failing again this week.

Preston thanked Bill Withers.

Sammi thanked the whale in the bay.

So did Mat.

-SS

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March 6, 2009

Playing the Role of Jesus Christ, Mat Diablo

Filed under: Show Recap — Tags: Drunk Dial Line, egos, get your yelp on, mma junkie — matdiablo @ 7:11 am

5:30 a.m.

Mat suggested that we never drink as much on air as we did yesterday.

What he meant to say was, “Please never let me drink as much as I did on air yesterday.”

He also decided that we should stop eating cookies that random listeners drop off because they usually have weed in them.

His day was completely lost. A shell of a day, like the 13th floor of a hotel.

6 a.m.

http://explainthisimage.com/

Included:

Biscuit Nasty prefers Bud Ice; bitches be interruptin’ when he’s gettin’ his breakfast burrito on; The Offspring is terrible; Three Days Grace cover; Do a barrel roll; a Muppet; and interior crocodile alligator.

What’s on the Internet?

and

http://www.getheatsurge.com/

The Stay Classy are putting on a benefit show to raise enough money to build a brand new shelter for the homeless youth of San Diego.

The Elemental Experience festival in Mission Bay Park May 2.

You can set up a webpage and invite your friends and family to help out!

Or donate to 91X’s fundraising site so we can beat Ruggy’s Yelp team

Mat plans on auctioning off a “Cheap Thrills” based date with Sammi.

If he does, you should bid on it so her feelings don’t get hurt. Plus, it’s for a great cause.

To reiterate : all proceeds are going to the Stay Classy Foundation’s efforts to build a San Diego shelter for homeless youth.

THE LINEUP:

Jay Nash!

Pete and Jay!

Dirty Sweet!

Bassnectar!

Mason Jennings!

Pinback!

Matisyahu!

7 a.m.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Gwen Stefani of No Doubt (like I have to say that) called in to talk about the band’s highly-anticipated reunion tour.

The set will be composed of all old material, i.e. the songs you’ve known and loved for over a decade.

Stefani said they decided to tour now because their inspriation comes from playing live shows.

They’ve always been a live band, and need the physical jolt before they sit down and hammer out a record..

She went on about how much she misses touring with the guys.

They joined her for an encore at one of her solo LA shows, and she said it was the most fun she’d had in a really long time.

They will be stopping by San Diego May 22 and tickets go on sale TODAY!

Stefani also said that, in order to make sure everyone is as fired up about the shows as they are, everyone will receive a free download of No Doubt’s ENTIRE catalog with purchase of a $41(+) ticket.

Pop Trash: Virgina bus driver bribes kids to bully, Seinfeld reunion, Robin Williams heart problems get worse, Beatles Rock Band, Illinois declares Pluto a planet again, Amy Winehouse charged with assault, Michael Jackson announces London concert, and Vince Vaughn engaged.

8 a.m.

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at places with WI-FI around San Diego!

Where to get your wireless on:

GET IT CLEAN LAUNDROMAT in North Park: Hipster Laundromat!

WHOLE FOODS in Hillcrest: Movies on the roof, wine/cheese pairings, and Maynard James Keenan appearances!

TORONADO in North Park: Best place for microbrews in San Diego!

Honorable Mentions: Pretty much every coffee shop in SD besides Claire De Lunes, CJs Club in Mission Hills, Aero Club off of India, Yog Art in Hillcrest, Santa Fe Train Depot, and the airport.

Where to get your event on:

Beer and Food pairing with Airdale Brewery @ Live Wire

Jimmy Eat World and No Knife @ HOB

The Fresh and MC Flow @ Bar Pink

The Lost Boy 22nd Anniversary autograph signing @ M-Theory

Hip Hop Karaoke @ Onyx Room

Maystar’s Fashion Whore @ Ruby Room in Hillcrest

61st Annual OB Kite Festival

2009 Junior Seau Legends Party @ Seaus in Mission Valley

The Drowning Men and A.M. Vibe @ Hensley’s Flying Elephant

Iron Maidens @ Canes

G. Love @ HOB

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

BATTLE OF THE EGOS

Bono vs. Kanye West vs. Mat Diablo

The caller that could correctly identify which of those three self-superfans said the following quotes won a trip to LA to attend an “Inside the Actor’s Studio”-like event featuring U2!

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.”

(Kanye)

“All my best songs are co-written by God, y’know!”

(Bono)

“I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go… I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. You cannot offend a robot… I’m going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the new Jim Morrison. I am the new Kurt Cobain…”

(Kanye)

“In fact I fancy myself a humanitarian of some sorts.”

(Mat Diablo)

“Playing the role of Jesus Christ, yours truly.”

(Mat Diablo)

9 a.m.

ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST!

Dan Stupp of MMAJunkie.com called in to talk about this weekend’s UFC 96!

Although it may not contain a huge amount of star power to the casual UFC fan, Stupp said it is definitely worth watching.

There are some really nice match-ups that have huge possibilities of affecting title matches. (What?)

Jackson vs. Jardine: Stupp is excited to see that the old Rampage Jackson is back, and moving forward as the incredible fighter he is.

(Or maybe Mat said that.)

Grove vs. Day: Winner stays in the UFC, loser’s booted.

Vera vs. Patt: Local boy Vera is a machine. It’s definitely a must-win for him.

Check UFC 96 out on PPV Saturday night!

MORE DRUNK DIAL LINE!

Added:

Chris Tucker calls in to celebrate Friday; choke the chicken; who the f does Biscuit Nasty think he is; and without Mahoney, our intelligence level has gone up 4 grades to seniors in high school.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons learned: March 14 is Hillary Swank is a Dude Day, Mat will pimp Sammi out if it’s for a good cause, Bud Ice needs singing lessons, nothing says “I’m sorry I kicked your ass” like a ride on the back of a jetski, Mat Diablo’s wang rings the bell, and Sammi’s short term memory is not completely gone yet.

Carlos thanked the Amish people for keeping everybody warm.

Preston thanked JEW and No Knife.

Sammi thanked her home state of Illinois and officially welcomed Pluto back to the Solar System.

Mat thanked the police auction equipment we use for making us consistently sound unprofessional.

-SS

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February 13, 2009

MAN DATE XIV: Hobo Tents

Filed under: Show Recap — Tags: Drunk Dial Line, get your yelp on, nascar rodeo — matdiablo @ 7:44 am

5:30 a.m.

Yesterday, in a dark alley downtown, Mat saw Michael Turko’s mustache fighting Artie Ojeta’s mustache

Sammi made Valentine’s gifts for the guys. Bags ‘o candy and homemade Valentines.

6 a.m.

Sammi spilled a cup of water all over her shirt and tripped and fell over a cord.

DRUNK DIAL LINE!

Included:

Teach us the mastery of friendship and karate; marijuana is a horrible, horrible drug if Michael Phelps only got 8 gold metals; Walgreens sold out of Snuggies; Carlos’ hair; Carlos is the type of guy that would charge everybody to get into his party and then call the cops on himself; swoops on Chrissy Russo; band practice; the traffic song; r & B serenade for Sammi; Christian Bale; dude found a Snuggie at Bed, Bath, & Beyond; “I’m gay because I like Coldplay”; hobo tents; drunk on White Zin; choco and pb dicks; the best show around; hollaback, marijuana hit; and hollaback, guacamole.

Man Date XIV: Hobo Tents

What’s on the Internet?

http://someecards.com/

and

http://whosetweet.com/

7 a.m.

Doug called in from his car in his driveway.

He’s been sleeping outside in his trailer, and has not been allowed in his house in almost a month.

Doug likes to surf the Internet late at night.

It’s cathartic for him to have some alone time to look at interesting Internet things, like fishing stuff.

His wife, however, thinks he’s looking at weird porn, and thinks he should be in bed with her.

His friends knew the problems they were having and thought it would be fun to put a casual encounters ad on Craigslist with his name and cell phone number saying he’s open to everything and anything sexually.

Immediately he began receiving countless calls on his cell, emails describing stange sexual acts, and a ton of invitations.

Now she is sure he is a sexual deviant.

She also thinks he bi.

They have 5 kids, but the only time he’s allowed in the house is when his wife takes the kids to school.

She leaves the side door open so he can sneak in and grab the things he needs.

He tried having his friends come over to explain, but she won’t believe anything anyone says.

So, Mat gave him FRONT ROW seats to Coldplay as the ultimate peace offering.

Good luck, buddy.

Pop Trash: Nick Nolte is on Twitter, Angelina Jolie is totally creeped out by the octomom, Batwoman is coming back, and Madonna picture sells for $37,000.

8 a.m.

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at places you may or may not want to take your Valentine around San Diego!

Where to get your last minute V-Day on:

TOBACCO RHODAS in North Park: Homeless bouncers!

THE TUBS in La Mesa: Hot Tubs!

SD CHICKEN POT PIE SHOP in North Park: Nothing say’s, “I love you,” like warm, breaded chicken baked in a pie crust!

Honorable Mentions:The Palomar Card Room, Zuri’s Banquet Hall, and Channel 1 Sports Bar.

Where to get your event on:

Friday Night Pints with the 91X Morning Show @ the High Dive

Lagunitas Pint Night @ Live Wire

Deadbolt @ Ken Club

Common Sense and Dynamite Walls @ Belly Up

Atomic Punks @ Cane’s

USA Sevens Rugby Tournament @ Petco Park

Valentines Day with Karl Strauss @ Hamilton’s in South Park

Valentines Day Zombie Walk downtown

Valentines Day champagne brunch cruise on the Hornblower

The Hearts n’ Stuff art show @ Disconnected Salon in North Park

Hell on Heels Valentines Day Burlesque @ Brick by Brick

Yo Majesty, MC Flow @ Casbah

DJ Edgartronic’s Mix-CD release party @ AC Lounge during Boombox Thursdays

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

NASCAR RODEO

Mat didn’t want to give Auto Club 500 tickets to any fair-weathered fans.

The game: Mahoney read off a list of NASCAR car numbers. The contestant that could correctly identify more of the names of the corresponding drivers in 60 seconds won tickets to the Auto Club 500!

Amy got a perfect score in 35 seconds! USA! USA! USA!

Since the other contestant dropped the f-bomb, Mat decided to drop it and just reward Amy’s fantastic performance with the tickets.

9 a.m.

MORE DRUNK DIAL LINE!

Added:

Ruban wants to get in Ruggy’s Snuggie hahahahahaha; Asher Roth’s new song dedication to Toni Braxton; and F Snuggies, it’s all about ponchos, man.

More Pop Trash: Midway games goes down, and Miley Cyrus sued.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons learned: a girl wants to be a hobo with Sammi, and Sammi can work a pole.

Carlos thanked the caller that taught him surfing the Internet makes you bi.

Preston thanked Sammi for the Valentine.

Sammi thanked the cup of water she spilled on herself and the wire she tripped over.

Mahoney thanked the lady that dropped off a monster bag of Carne Asada fries and Samburger for the Valentine.

Mat thanked the lady that dropped off a monster bag of Carne Asada fries for making him impotent.

Hollaback, marijuana.

-SS

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January 30, 2009

Soup? Or Bowl?

Filed under: Show Recap — Tags: COACHELLA!!!!!!!!!, Drunk Dial Line, get your yelp on, house of blues, super big party — matdiablo @ 7:03 am

5:30 a.m.

Carlos was looking forward to placing bets on how many food references John Madden will make during the Superbowl.

Mat announced the Coachella lineup! Finally!

Mahoney misread a headline and thought a woman just gave birth to an octopus. It was octuplets.

6 a.m.

http://www.freedietdrpepper.com/

Included:

The Department of Tobacco threatens Mat; Harry Caray makes fun of Mat’s high kicks; Donkey Lips reference finally clicks; magicians would make the best drug smugglers; Mahoney looks like Augustus Gloop; Impression Guy does Preston and his explosive truck; Gas Tank Rodeo doubt; he made it; Carlos’ sister is hot; Spanish pronunciation; an offer to Sammi for some hot sweaty man love with some very tempting offers to sweeten the deal; Creepy Mexican Santa has a romantic message for Carlos; Mahoney is whack; and two, or wait, three words: wake and bake.

What’s on the Internet?

and

http://shitbagz.com/gameZ/assteroidZDDEbeta

SUPER BIG PARTY FOR A FOOTBALL GAME PARTY!

To celebrate the (copyrighted) super game in a bowl shaped stadium this Sunday join the 91X Morning Show at the High Dive to watch the Steelers and Cardinals face off!

There will be a board of free Super Party Big Game Squares to win fantastic prizes!

Among them: gift certificates to the High Dive, a season pass to Mountain High, tickets to Bob Marley Day, and many more!

The first 30 people down at the High Dive will get squares, or you can win them everyday on the 91X Morning Show!

Also win a VIP seat on a recliner couch from Underground Furniture!

At the beginning of the game a coin flip will determine which lucky tush gets to keep the couch.

Carlos will be there eating Soup of bowl.

Sammi’s bringing her friend, Sue Perbowl.

Jack Hanna will bring a Superb Owl.

A thesaurus is always the best way around a copyright:

Fantastic Plate Party!

Marvelous Dish Party!

OK, that’ll do.

7 a.m.

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force had some advice for those looking to place bets on the Superbowl this weekend. He mentioned that the only thing Arizona is good for is A-bombs so no one in the good states gets hurt.

The bets he knew for sure were the number of human interest stories about Larry Fitzgerald’s dad before the game, the number of Knight Rider promos, how many times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation as he strokes his nip, and many, many more of the like.

The gang made their own bets.

Let this be the official wager log for the 91X Morning Show Superbowl bets.

Head or tails: Carlos took heads, Mat took tails.

QB with more interceptions during the game: Mat took Big Ben, Carlos chose Kurt Warner.

First to be tacked by his hair: Preston chose Larry Fitzgerald, Carlos took Troy Polamalu.

Who the MVP will thank first: Mahoney chose God, Carlos said teammates, and Preston chose 5 Hour Energy.

John Madden making over/under 15 food references: Mat took under, Preston over.

Which company will have the funniest commercial: Carlos chose Bud, Sammi picked Captain Morgan.

Which song will Bruce Springsteen sing first: Mat predicted “Born in the USA,” everyone else thought he’d end with that.

Color of the Gatorade dumped on the winning coach: Mahoney picked the coveted Lemon Lime, Carlos chose Orange, and Sammi was stuck with Blue.

Which NBC show will run the most promos: Sammi picked Chuck, Preston chose Heros, Mahoney took Leno, and Mat picked 30 Rock.

The number of planes in the pre-game air show: Mat picked 5, Carlos took 4.

Pop Trash: Coachella (see above), another Rambo, and ‘Arrested Development’ movie is ON!

8 a.m.

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at places at liquor stores with sadwiches around San Diego!

Where to get your booze and bread on:

CLEM’S BOTTLE HOUSE in Kensington: So clean!

CHRIS’ LIQUOR in OB: Cocaine Energy Drink!

OLD TOWN LIQUOR AND DELI in (duh) Old Town: Extensive tequila collection!

Honorable Mentions: Park Boulevard Foods in University Heights and Fuller Liquor near Sports Arena.

Where to get your event on:

The Blind Lady Ale House grand opening in Normal Heights

Art After Dark in O-side

Cover Me Badd on the roof of Horton Plaza

LA Riots @ On Broadway

Get Back Loretta @ Bar Pink

Adolescents @ Casbah

Grindhouse @ midnight @ Ken Theater

Sight and Sound @ Planet Rooth Gallery in North Park

Richard Cheese @ HOB

San Diego Museum Month

91X @ the High Dive on Sunday!!!

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

Mahoney, Carlos and Preston called Mat out on not being invited to his wife’s baby shower tomorrow. Sammi was

9 a.m.

FREE LUNCH!

Vicki from the House of Blues came in to spread the word about their new lunch menu, samples of which are free today!

The free Southern-style buffet will include Asian Chili Beef Roll, Hearts of Palm and Baby Spinach Salad, Ancho Chili Rubbed Grilled Chicken and White Truffle Infused Macaroni and Cheese, Creole Jambalaya, Skillet baked Rosemary Cornbread, and White Chocolate Banana Bread Pudding.

The luncheon will also feature a live Blues performance by Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band.

Just print out the coupon found HERE and bring it down to the HOB between 11:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. today!

Yum yum.

Mat gave away a pair of tickets to see Richard Cheese on his Cocaine and Big Breast Tour at HOB on Saturday.

More Pop Trash: Anna Faris engaged, and Khloe Kardashian single again.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons learned: Soup of bowl, Hispanics like being invited to stuff, and six Spikes = blue hands.

Mahoney learned that when you gamble on a fart, nobody wins.

-SS

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January 23, 2009

Guest and Guest and Ruggy and Guests

Filed under: Show Recap — Tags: Drunk Dial Line, get your yelp on, maynard james king, ozomatli, pulver, puscifer — matdiablo @ 7:06 am

5:30 a.m.

Mat only got three hours of sleep last night.

He usually doesn’t go out on school nights, but he got word that Thorns of Life was playing a semi-secret show at Bar Pink and absolutely had to attend.

Even though he learned the hard way that hipster kids at shows are even more poorly behaved than those impolite bullies at OzFest, it was well worth the residual drunkenness and lack of zzzz’s.

6 a.m.

Beer.

http://www.indiebound.org/

Included:

Fatty and a drunk chick (what’s new); we are all cheeseburgers; chick tries to be sexy; a fan of tight pants, Morrissey, and Boone’s Farm; Cheech says hollaback, marijuana; Obama should legalize weed; Mat Diablo’s world record is overshadowed by his unnecessary remark; the Chicago Totem Pole of Meat; and hick chicks love Mahoney.

What’s on the Internet?

and

http://tanya77.tumblr.com/

and

http://prettyloaded.com/

7 a.m.

SPECIAL GUEST!

Maynard James Keenan of Puscifer called in to chat about the new record and his upcoming shows in Vegas!

The last time Mat and Maynard spoke, it was when Maynard was coming to town to promote his winery. Mat asked if there was anything special he took away from the wine signing, or San Diego in general.

“A rash.”

Puscifer’s three shows at The Pearl in the Palms Casino in Vegas sold out within an hour, but luckily Maynard kept a few dozen seats in the balcony and on the sides to himself to combat scalpers.

Puscifer are referring to this set of shows as a “variety show.”

He explained that that way, they are covered if they even go up on stage and make cookies since they have no idea what they’re going to do.

Maynard also said that they have been working really hard on some short films to play along to. He also promised, “some actual performance other than music.”

There will be a rotation of musicians performing, including Mila Jojovich, who is featured on Puscifer’s new single.

Mat, on behalf of Maynard, debuted Puscifer’s new single, “The Mission.”

They originally collaberated on the song for the soundtrack of “Underworld.” But the powers that be, “didn’t get it.”

Oh, and it is AWESOME.

Maynard also donated two pairs of tickets to the sold out shows in Vegas in February for two lucky listeners!

Pop Trash: Tracy Morgan has a penis tat, ER, Lily Allen had twin sisters in a lesbian evening in San Diego, and Erik Estrada joins an anti-porn task force.

8 a.m.

with Ruggy!

Ruggy came in to help you get your yelp on at places with LOCAL FLAVOR around San Diego!

Where to get your local love on:

KIPPER’S TRIVIA NIGHT at Whistle Stop Bar: Every other Monday!

MISSION HILLS TOPIARY GARDEN in Mission Hills: Looks like Edward Scissorhands!

COWLES MOUNTAIN in Mission Trails Regional Park: Great workout and view!

Where to get your event on:

ASR downtown

Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings @ 4th and B

San Diego Lunar Tet Festival in Balboa Park

Travis Barker’s Official Famous Stars and Straps After Party @ Belo

Scarlet Symphony @ Soda Bar

Artistic Stimulus Package @ Onyx Room

Ozomatli @ Belly Up

Get Back Loretta @ SOMA

Cash’d Out @ Canes

Free Yoga Day @ Hazard Center YMCA

Geezer @ Ruby Room

Booty Basement @ Whistle Stop

Tapes ‘n Tapes @ Casbah

As usual, check out yelp.com to fill your social calendar with all the best that San Diego has to offer.

MORE DRUNK DIAL LINE!

Added:

Carlos gets burned by a little kid; the ocean would thank Zabrocki for repeating “Hour 3″; and Ruban Galvan wants to get his Yelp on with Ruggy.

ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST!

Jens Pulver came in to talk about his fight against Uriah Faber this Sunday HERE in San Diego at the Sports Arena for WEC 38.

Their last matchup was easily the best fight of 2008 when he battled Uriah Faber for all 5 rounds.

Pulver said that since neither of them want to take or throw punches for 20 minutes, they’re going to fight their asses off from the beginning to try and get out of there as quickly as possible. And that always makes for a great fight since there will be no dancing around and stalling.

Pulver promised he would be trying to finish it all the way to the end.

His new plan to fight Faber: duck.

Although recent personal events have prevented him from putting all of his time and efforts into it, Pulver has been training with a man he really believes in–Matt Hume.

Mat explained to Pulver that this WEC event is the first MMA event of this magnitude to hit SD. He and Mahoney have both been trying to rally the city to make it a success so that UFC will have a bigger presence in San Diego.

Pulver promised that fans won’t find a better matchup in the little guys.

“Our job is to be two little buzz saws throwing down until its over.”

He also made it clear that he and Faber are the “worker bees.” They’re not going to dance around. They’re going to go go go go because they are in it for the love, not the money like some of the big-ticket bigger guys.

Pulver is excited to use what he has learned with his new trainer. [About the last fight] “He never missed because I never made him miss.”

This time Pulver plans to make Faber follow him around the ring.

See for yourself! This Saturday at the San Diego Sports Arena. Do it.

9 a.m.

EVEN MORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

Wil-Dog and Uli from Ozomatli came in to talk about… everything.

They were feeling very nostalgic in the studio setting as they used to have they’re own radio show at Clearchannel in LA.

They didn’t miss it, though.”Just when we thought that nothing was slimier than the music industry, we got into radio.”

The powers that be would not let them do their own thing. They handed them a sheet of TMZ news to talk about. They knew nothing about any of it, but they do talk trash very well. So it was successful!

“It was monumental, collassal, and tragic.”

Mat brought up the incident from SXSW a few years ago when a handful of Ozomatli members got arrested during a show.

Their explanation, “Thug life.”

Among the pepper sprayed audience members and detainees in the Austin City jail was one of the members of Ghostland Observatory.

At a festival in Florida he ran into them yelling, “Hey, you’re Ozomatli! I was in jail with you!”

Overnight, someone created and mass-produced free Ozomatli t shirts for everyone to wear and get in the corrupt cops’ faces.

After explaining how to sneak into the Belly Up, they invited everybody out for three nights of dancing and awesome live music!

Not only do they not feel above the audience, they feel that they are servants to them.

So come out and party with Ozomatli! Allllllll weekend.

More Pop Trash: Andy Dick is bi, Patrick Swayze’s writing a book, and Danny Bonaduce v. Jose Conseco.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?

Lessons from listeners: Mat wants to give Justine Bateman the old Stovetop dot com, Mila can sing, Mat Diablo has an energy drink addiction, and Carlos is made out of cheeseburgers.

Carlos thanked Ozomatli.

Preston thanked Carlos for working so hard and running all over the place in the rain.

Sammi thanked the Chicago Totem Pole of Meat.