91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo

hollywood is over. “those must be some heavy doobies hes smokin”.

courtesy of best week ever.

5:30 a.m.

Mat sat solemnly in the studio as a tumbleweed blew through the hallways of Finest City Broadcasting. Not one other member of the show was there. Not one.

So I don’t know what he talked about as I was still sound asleep. Bet it was good though!

(Everyone eventually filtered in early in the six-o-clock hour.)

6 a.m.

Mat decided to interview a few listeners to try to replace his absent (and often absent-minded) co-host, Mahoney.

Holly said she has interesting, dramatic friends to talk about while Angel promised free nachos. Captain Morgan, a veteran, was already experienced in radio. Clearly it was a tough decision, but Mat was truly captivated by David.

David, a stylist, chose “Sebastian” as his on-air name. I believe it was the story about too many Ketel One vodka lemonades leading to a promiscuous encounter with an older gentleman that instilled Mat’s confidence in Sebastian.

What’s on the Internet?

Lance Lohan of Diego Gone Dirty called in to explain the work behind the scenes of the website that features such fully exposed debaucherous doings of San Diego State students.

He explained that it is essentially just a parody of celebrity gossip, and people’s unyielding interest in the lives of others.

Undoubtedly, he and his staff have been threatened with countless lawsuits, but he manages to squash them before anything happens.

The website is expanding to 91 schools this spring, including a “Not Safe for Work” section. So watch yo’ back USA!

7 a.m.

Mat demanded explanations for everyone’s tardiness.

Sammi fell asleep working on a paper. It should be noted that today is her first day getting paid at 91X. Good start.

Carlos and Preston both stayed at Mahoney’s house following a media party last night. Not one of them heard any of the three alarms.

SPECIAL GUEST!

 Tom Morello, guitar great and political warrior, called in to talk about Bush, Guantanamo, and his show tonight at the Belly Up!

When asked about Rage Against the Machine music being used as a weapon against prisoners of war, he explained the legal action he is taking to stop it.

His idea:

“I suggest that they level Guantanamo Bay, but they keep one small cell and they put Bush in there… and they blast some Rage Against the Machine.”

Love it.

Check out the work he is doing with his “partner in crime,” Serj Tankian at AxisOfJustice.org.

See Morello TONIGHT at the Belly Up where he will be doing a “half Dylan/half Hendrix” set with a full band!

Pop Trash: Khloe Kardashian is nude, OJ Simpson is going crazy in prison, and Megan Mullally lashing out, and LYCOS releases top search terms.

Rod Blagojevich? Or Tony Soprano?

Mat had Sammi, the show’s representative from Illinois, read five quotes by either the governor or the TV mobster.

David successfully differentiated between the two and won tickets to the SOLD OUT Wrex the Halls show tomorrow night, as well as a placemat at the pre-show dinner with all the performing bands!

8 a.m.

BEER FOR BREAKFAST!

Today Mahoney reviewed Sapporo. Mat speculated it was because he currently has an Asian booty call.

Sushi is Mat’s favorite food, thus Sapporo is inevitably one of his favorite beers.

The brew is 5 percent alcohol by volume, priced at $18.89 per 12-pack. It was definitely not on sale.

Mahoney described the lovely shade of “straw gold” as he poured his beer into a Pilsner glass. The discussion of the feathery white head caused a few chuckles.

The secent was enhanced by a light citrus twang and hints of apricot.

Although Mat said it smelled of vinegar and rice.

The taste was laced with a smooth and sweet carmel finish.

Mat liked how reliable it was, like an old friend stuck in time.

A smooth and light-bodied friend that is great when you’re hungover.

Mahoney admitted that, although it is not necessarily one of his favorites, it does work extremely well when paired with the right meal.

Mahoney rated it an exlemporary 3.4 of 5 on Mahoney’s Beer Scale of Supremacy.

 In the spirit of the end of the year reflection, nostalgia, recaps and countdowns, Mat Diablo debuted his own segment that will feature a new Top 5 List each day until the new year. He calls it

MAT DIABLO’S CRUCIAL LISTS

Today’s list: The Top Five Non-Alcoholic Beverages of All Time

(according to Mat Diablo, that is)

6. PURPLE

5. TANG

4. LIQUID JELL-O

3. JARITO’S

2. ORANGE JULIUS

1. HORCHATA

Sammi disagreed, citing that he forgot two very important drinks: Squeeze-Its and Ecto Cooler Hi-C.

Capone repeatedly shouted, “Chocolate milk!”

9 a.m.

ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST!

Ryan Bader, live and direct from Vegas, called in as he does every Thursday to talk about how he is preparing for the fight of his life on Saturday.

He sounded tired as he has already begun the process of cutting weight. He is at 214 right now, and needs to get down to 206.

On Saturday, he faces off against his friend. But he takes it as a sport, as going into the ring to do what he’s been trained to do. According to his fighting philosophy, there is no need to get angry at his opponent to be successful in a fight.

Mahoney asked if he was ready to become a superstar after he wins this fight.

He definitely is, as this is his full-time job and life goal.

Mat put a little extra pressure on him as he announced the hundred-dollar bet he will be placing on Mr. Bader.

The guys told him to remember them when he’s huge, and he assured them they are all solid buddies.

Mat ruined the moment when he tried to coax Bader into adding 91X to the list of sponsers he will thank after the fight (even though we don’t pay him anything).

WATCH THE FIGHT ON SATURDAY ON SPIKE!

  More Pop Trash: Mat gave away yet another pair of tickets to the SOLD-OUT show tomorrow, as well as classy dinner invitations.

Carlos thanked SDSU girls for being all over Diego Gone Dirty.

Sammi thanked Mat for not firing her after being an hour late on her first day of work.

Preston thanked Mahoney for his adult-shorts with built in underwear netting.

Mat thanked Bag O’ Queer Carlos, and himself for his lonesome show break.

-SS

 

 Lance Lohan Of Diego Gone Dirty! [12:38m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 

 Tom Morello [9:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 

 Beer For Breakfast [15:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 

 Ryan Bader! [10:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I am going to sleep so well tonight. Goodnight, friends.

True.

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