True story: years ago (before cell phones were a thing), I ended up in possession of Glenn Danzig‘s phone number. When I called it, he didn’t say “Hello?” or anything, he just… breathed. Heavily. So I did what any self-respecting Danzig fan would do – I giggled and hung up before he could star 69 me. But I digress.

Danzig is selling a house, and thanks to Alternative Press, we’ve got a look at it here. Someone went inside and took a bunch of pictures and what you’ll see is unsettling at best. That being said, apparently he has not lived in this house for years, so it’s not like he’s been living this way… we hope.