Single? Right on. In a relationship? Super dupes. I’ve gathered up the weirdest VD stuff that our beautiful world has to offer and regardless of your current relationship status, you can enjoy it all, sometimes without even leaving your couch. Bitchin’!
The pinnacle of romance: get married at a Taco Bell!
Give someone a Walking Dead valentine!
Drink a Red IPA! Taphunter’s got you covered.
Fly to Israel & grab a Burger King “Adult Happy Meal” tonight:
Give someone one of these gems:
And if all else fails, you can just scrub yourself with a heart-shaped loofah and then head to Mars. Happy Valentine’s Day!