What is your favorite word?
Ruggy 

What is your least favorite word?
Clear-Channel (hyphenated words count, right?)  

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Taco Bell's "Crunch Wrap Supreme."

What turns you off?
Pro-Hoes

What is your favorite curse word?
Abra Cadabra

What sound or noise do you love?
The "Beep……Beep……Beep" leading into 24 on FOX! I love that show!

What sound or noise do you hate?
Ghetto Birds…it's hard to sleep in North Park.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Yoga master/King of Fallbrook

What profession would you not like to do?
Roadkill retriever

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Jesus, would escort this man to the VIP quarters?"