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Fart Filtering Underwear. No, seriously.

ShreddiesUSA.com

I swear, you can’t make this stuff up.

Flatulence-Filtering Underwear a.k.a. Shreddies.

Yes, you can now filter your farts.

No more ‘silent but deadly’ creepers.

No more dutch ovens.

NO. MORE. STINKINESS.

And their website explanation is fantastic.

Why Shreddies? Shreddies are award-winning, flatulence-filtering underwear. People who wear Shreddies state that no one can smell their toots. Stylish: lingerie designers helped ensure that these look fabulous. Effective: The same carbon filter used in warfare suits. 

So there ya go.

Eat as many burritos and as much Indian food as you’re stomach can handle because no one will smell the atomic bomb going off in your tummy.

This review video is awesome.