Mmmmmm…. I love candy. Like LOVE candy. I have a huge sweet tooth. Some of my favorites include Reese’s, Snickers, Babe Ruth, M&M’s, Sour Patch Kids, sour worms, suckers, gummy bears, Skittles, Starburst, you name it, I love it.

Sweets will make 94.3 percent of Halloween purchases in the U.S. this year, according to the National Retail Federation. conducted a survey of 40,000 people to determine which candies were popular in different states.

Of course I had to go see what California’s was first and was shocked.


Are you F’ing Sh**ing me? Lifesavers? Gross. California, you have failed and disappointed me. Vomitus.

Here’s the rest of the list:

Alabama: Airheads

Alaska: Snickers

Arizona: Toblerone

Arkansas: Skittles

Colorado: Milky Way

Connecticut: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

Delaware: 3 Musketeers

Florida: Nestlé Crunch Bar

Georgia: Pixy Stix

Hawaii: 100 Grand Bar

Idaho: Butterfinger

Illinois: Snickers

Indiana: Reese’s Pieces

Iowa: Twix

Kansas: Twizzlers

Kentucky: Whoppers

Louisiana: Swedish Fish

Maine: Starburst

Maryland: Almond Joy

Massachusetts: Starburst

Michigan: M&M’s

Minnesota: 100 Grand Bar

Mississippi: Hershey’s Kisses

Missouri: Hershey’s Kisses

Montana: Kit Kat Bar

Nebraska: Skittles

Nevada: Jolly Ranchers

New Hampshire: Tootsie Rolls

New Jersey: Sour Patch Kids

New Mexico: 3 Musketeers

New York: Sweet Tarts

North Carolina: Butterfinger

North Dakota: Sour Patch Kids

Ohio: Milky Way

Oklahoma: M&M’s

Oregon: Candy corn

Pennsylvania: Swedish Fish

Rhode Island: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

South Carolina: Candy corn

South Dakota: Laffy Taffy

Tennessee: Candy corn

Texas: Candy corn

Utah: Nerds

Vermont: Almond Joy

Virginia: Reese’s Pieces

Washington: Airheads

West Virginia: Oreos (Oreos? OREOS?! That’s not even candy!)

Wisconsin: Laffy Taffy

Wyoming: Candy corn

District of Columbia: Twix


So there ya go. Do you agree? I say we figure out a new candy for California…