Well, not literally… but GROSS!!

On August 8th, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band’s tour bus dumped 800lbs of raw sewage off the Kinzie street bridge. Onto a tour boat below!

For the anniversary, a documentary was made featuring interviews with witnesses and victims of what’s become known as #Poopgate. And it’s hilarious!

“I saw people covered in what I thought at the time was molasses. It was kinda brown, and stringy and gooey.” Can you imagine!?

I’ve been pooped on by birds and been told it’s good luck. Odds of being pooped on by a tour bus are so slim, I hope one of these people went on to win the lotto.